Originally Posted by Google Expert

It sucks major balls and you would be an asshole to do this.

If i were to off myself, i'd disappear, leaving a note that i found "God" and now live in buttfuck Bolivia / Peru with the jungle shamans and you won't ever hear from me again. Or became a monk and moved to Tibet to live a monastery life forever.

Then get to some really remote woods, dig a grave and inject 1 gram of cocaine. The rains would wash down the excavated earth other the grave. No one would ever find you.