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Old 05-14-2018, 06:54 PM  
BaldBastard
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Originally Posted by OneHungLo View Post
Mr.BB is probably real fat....I mean if you're obese you probably would stink because of all the folds and sweat / bacteria.
My ass gets in an economy seat just fine, you guys are nuts long haul flights are a fess pit of smell and odor, the most stinky one I have been on was from Bali to Australia, and the flight was ok, it was the Bali airport where we were housed like cattle for 6 hours, no aircon, there's no where to go either, you just wait, while the white people melt. That aftershave you doused yourself coming thru customs doesn't help either just adds to it.

I'm a germaphobe in many ways, and I just cant wait to get off those flights and in a shower, I smell every fucking molecule, deposited on me from flying.

But you know at the end of the day I accept it, part of the flying experience really

Side note I went to NZ at Christmas 3-4 hour flight. I'd booked and paid for a exit row seat.. airline double booked it and told me bad luck as I was about to sit. They put me in this row of 3 with a nice English couple beside me and their parents in the row ahead.
15 minutes in to the flight out comes the thermos flask which they ask to be filled with boiling water.. mom had brought tea, and then she produces a yummy snack she'd made for everyone.. EGG FUCKING SANDWICHES I kid you not, the whole fucking cabin smells like boiled egg sandwich and no where more.. than my seat.

Get to Auckland, where I had a connecting flight and its delayed because of weather, in fact they kept delaying that flight for 7 hours until they said.. we're going to put you all up in hotels for the night,.. another 3 hours fucking around to organise that.

From when I'd left my house in Sydney to arriving at that hotel in Auckland took, 21 hours, I got to the hotel at 2am to learn.. my flight out was at 6am, make sure your back at the airport a hour before and.. Welcome to New Zealand..

And back to the woman and her family from Nigeria, we have no idea what she had to endure to get to Huston nor how long they had to wait at Huston.. smelly people on long haul flights.. expected
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