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Old 05-14-2018, 09:03 PM  
BaldBastard
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Originally Posted by Bladewire View Post
I'll never forget my first flight with my son after he was born, it was my first flight too. I'm a single Dad raised him alone. Packed everything for the trip and prepped for the 3 hour flight, baby seat , checked in, sat down, got situated all awesome.

The flight takes off and as soon as we hit air he takes a massive dump of the stinkiest shit ever, a HUGE shit, masdive. People start looking around and making noises behind me. So funny now. I was mortified. I packed everything but a carry-on extra diaper 😂👍

Ask the stewardess if they had a diaper and she said no so everyone got to smell my kids shit for 3 hours on the flight, including his second dump that started leaking out his diaper right before we landed 😏 hehehe
and no one kicked the stinky white family off the plane for that?

My kid age age 8, spewed on a bus, like right down the isle and over 4 seats.. we were sitting right next to the loo, and no one had used it.. Thank fuck it was only a short trip to a connecting bus, but there he had a complete melt down.. no way he was getting on another bus, so suckers me takes a cab to the nearest airport and charters a flight out. Incidentally that was in New Zealand again hehe.
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