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Originally Posted by Grapesoda
you know how when you are divining around and you come to a hill?
like on the freeway or some other road.... and a lane gets added on the right and a sign says 'slower traffic keep right'.
so you keep driving slow as shit and do not move to the right, where the slower traffic is directed.. ..
what the fuck are you thinking when everybody almost gets killed jamming up the hill in the right lane, passing you on the right and trying merge back before the right lane ends....?
so whats in your mind? same thing as when you are plodding along the freeway in the fast lane and EVERYBODY swerves around and passes you on the right?
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Thankfully you don't have that problem while riding the short bus that is driven by Trump. He tells you that the bus is moving at the speed of light and you believe him while licking the window.
While in reality the bus is moving at 5mph and is traveling on the right shoulder
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