I had a similar one when my wife and I were entering America from the UK. Obviously she was going to be working and shooting, but it wasn't official with a work visa etc, so she totally downgraded her looks for travel. No make up, baggy clothing, nothing to make her stand out at all.
We get pulled aside for a suitcase inspection and upon opening reveals a large separate bag which is full of sex toys, sexy outfits, 6 inch stilletos, big thing of lube etc etc
She says suddenly to the guy. Hold on ! then to me, 'Bill, stand over there a sec, yeah?' So I walk away from the table to hear her say (In like a stage whisper) 'That bag... Its a surprise for our honeymoon! We just got married !"
Oh, OK says the bloke and doesn't really look at it twice. Made me fucking crack up though. I had a vision of us as a normal couple on their honeymoon, and then the normally dowdy and quiet frumpy wife yells 'Surprise' and empties a bag of every sex toy known to man on the bed, it wouldn't have been so much of a surprise as it would have been a fucking heart-attack !!!
