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Originally Posted by brassmonkey
[B]It starts with Papa Murphy's freshly made Original Crust that is topped with Burger Sauce, a blend of ketchup and mustard. Piled on top are generous portions of 100% real mozzarella cheese, ground beef, crispy bacon, fresh onions and Roma tomatoes. And it isn't a cheeseburger without a layer of dill pickle chips.[/
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I’d try that! No mustard, though, just mayochup.
I dated a guy who loved sliced garlic pizza. And plain canned tuna pizza which smelled horrible and I never tried it. He’d order mayo and American cheese spukkies or hoagies or heros or submarine sandwiches, depending on your location. Grinders and torpedoes, too. But mayo and cheese is just fat and fat. No veggies, no meat, just a foot of fat. Oh with two liters of Pepsi.
Brief relationship for other reasons but bad food, no table manners, begging for sex on the first date and an interest in preteen porn - that was the icing on the cake. Called me ‘judgmental’ and I said that was true. I always judge pedos as scum who need to die a painful death.
Mistakes made when you’re thirty-five and a cougar for a month. Live and learn.