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onwebcam · 01-17-2019, 05:03 PM

As usual the village idiots missed the part where he was breaking up a fight. She charged him.. He pushed her off. She charged even harder and he decked her.. More kids these days need some of this. I had an apparent family van load of ignorance behind me at a stop light a few months ago.. Light was green.. I'm waiting on my safe opportunity to make my left-hand turn.. Mom/Driver of the van decides to blast her horn continuously.. I'm in my convertible vette so it was pretty easy to flip her the bird.. Made my turn and she pulls up beside me.. The passenger tries to be cute and sling her drink out at me but the wind catches it and misses. I laugh and flip them off again.. I pull into the store a ways down the road and they follow me in. I pull into my space and hop out to head into the store.. They pull up behind my car and start yelling shit so I tell them to take their fat asses on somewhere because no one wants to hear it.. Side door pops open and some fat ass teenager jumps out running his mouth.. He starts to get up on me acting like he's going to throw a punch and as he does I show him my holstered weapon and told him if he takes another step he's on his way to the hospital.. His mom starts yelling "get back in the van" I walk around the back side of the van and get her plate number and start dialing up the police.. She squeals the fuck out.. Several generations of ignorance needed a lesson of being complete fucking idiots that day. Moral of the story is.. I'm not asking for your ID before I put you down when you come charging at me.

01-17-2019, 05:03 PM
onwebcam Fake Nick 1.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Rent free, your head Posts: 27,679	As usual the village idiots missed the part where he was breaking up a fight. She charged him.. He pushed her off. She charged even harder and he decked her.. More kids these days need some of this. I had an apparent family van load of ignorance behind me at a stop light a few months ago.. Light was green.. I'm waiting on my safe opportunity to make my left-hand turn.. Mom/Driver of the van decides to blast her horn continuously.. I'm in my convertible vette so it was pretty easy to flip her the bird.. Made my turn and she pulls up beside me.. The passenger tries to be cute and sling her drink out at me but the wind catches it and misses. I laugh and flip them off again.. I pull into the store a ways down the road and they follow me in. I pull into my space and hop out to head into the store.. They pull up behind my car and start yelling shit so I tell them to take their fat asses on somewhere because no one wants to hear it.. Side door pops open and some fat ass teenager jumps out running his mouth.. He starts to get up on me acting like he's going to throw a punch and as he does I show him my holstered weapon and told him if he takes another step he's on his way to the hospital.. His mom starts yelling "get back in the van" I walk around the back side of the van and get her plate number and start dialing up the police.. She squeals the fuck out.. Several generations of ignorance needed a lesson of being complete fucking idiots that day. Moral of the story is.. I'm not asking for your ID before I put you down when you come charging at me. __________________ PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF..... ██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete.