'Moby' the DJ, claims to have rubbed his cock on Donald Trump...
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		| "I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my trousers and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis," | 
	
 Clearly a LIE. "Flaccid Penis" ??? Everyone KNOWS that being within touching distance of the man himself, leads to the strongest, bigglyest, most rock hard erection possible...
FAKE NEWS HERE