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You are most welcome CS.
I don't think the neighbors minded about the van, they rather seemed to enjoy the site of you being hoisted over the hedge although I have had a few complaints this morning regarding the smell.
The problem is the rental company came to collect the hot tub. I didn't consider what they would do with the poo when they took it away.
Anyway, they have tipped human excrement and dog poo all over my lawn, so thanks for that. They also said they were going to bill me cleaning charges.
This is nothing compared to the rest of the house though. I am currently cleaning semen stains off the front window, there is naked man asleep, chained to the stairs. I can't find a key so I might have to call the fire department.
Irritatingly someone also seems to have taught my Echo to be Gay.
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