Thread: Fake News???
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Old 08-19-2019, 10:07 PM  
HairyChick
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Originally Posted by Rochard View Post
The dog magically opened up the door of the car? To save it's owner?

LOL. Sure sure.
Yep, that’s what made me leery. No proof, no witnesses, and the dog opened the car door. Had he said that the dog jumped out of the window after unknotting his leash that was tied to the steering wheel, I’d be thinking that he’s delusional or drunk.

It’s funny that the dog let go and bit the tail while the shark nibbled his owner’s leg. I’m surprised that the dog didn’t make dinner/sushi out of the shark before they headed back. Or that the shark didn’t hear the barking dog and freeze in fear, only to have this guy knock it out and cook it over an open flame on the dock.

I’ve sent the story to many people and all laughed and said it had to be a joke or a drunk rant.
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