a little kid is hitchhiking, the kid has welding goggles on and is wearing welding gloves. a truck driver stops and picks the kid up.
as they drive along the truck driver ask the kid if he know what 'fellatio' is?
the kid: no
truck driver: so kid do you know what sodomy is?
the kid: nope
truck driver: kid you know what pedophile is?
the kid: mister I gotta be honest with you, I'm not really a welder.
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