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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd
Being Polish you are right, of course. So here are a couple Polish jokes just for you my Krakow kookie:
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
and
Q: How do you take a census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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and finally one for you and your borscht butt buddy CyberSEO:
Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.
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See, again, only the last of those is really a proper polish joke because we basically have mini-war with russia since forever. For the others you could replace Pole with Italian, French, Arab, whatever and the joke still makes sense. I don't understand the coin one - is there a one legged jew in the village?