Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I remember once I was visiting my dad in Toronto, and went to take a shit. God damn, he had the fucking nicest toilet paper I've ever touched. It had the consistency of cloth. I felt like wiping my ass had cost him a fortune. The best I was able to find here was 3-ply but it was nothing even close to that.

As for the best toilet paper from the functionality perspective, the thick single-ply is, while almost painful to use, the best at "gathering".