Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm already in it - Professional government benefits scrounger.

I claim and receive almost EVERY benefit going. Free housing, (rent Paid) free car, free food, free disability allowance, free attendance allowance, PIP, free medications & dental, ect etc...

Then I just lay around shitting the bed all day, and poosting on gfy about my doing so, then twice a day 2 nurses (paid for by the government) come in, shout at me, and clean me up...

I answer to no one, eat stupid amounts of food 24/7 & shit myself as much and as often as I like...

What more could I want in life? I'm already living the dream...