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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
I'm already in it - Professional government benefits scrounger.
I claim and receive almost EVERY benefit going. Free housing, (rent Paid) free car, free food, free disability allowance, free attendance allowance, PIP, free medications & dental, ect etc...
Then I just lay around shitting the bed all day, and poosting on gfy about my doing so, then twice a day 2 nurses (paid for by the government) come in, shout at me, and clean me up...
I answer to no one, eat stupid amounts of food 24/7 & shit myself as much and as often as I like...
What more could I want in life? I'm already living the dream...  |
We used to call it a government artist.
As is drawing the dole.
For those not from the uk or under 50, we used to call unemployment the dole.
So it is a play on words.
When I was 15 years old this joke had me on hysterics.