Originally Posted by Tube Ace

My mother is a devout Catholic and does not have pre-marital sex.

She's has been a born-again virgin since my brother was conceived in 1985. My father is the only man she had been with her entire life. She will be 70 next year.

I don't know whose pooch he screwed, but I don't have one... plus, I wouldn't be bragging about bestiality.