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Old 03-26-2024, 07:12 PM  
Huggles
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Originally Posted by NoWhErE View Post
Just go to any tanning salon and ask for their recommendation. Jot down the name of whatever they want to sell you and buy it cheaper on Amazon.
I want it now!

You're right though, good idea, last time I went tanning I did the same thing. The $70 lotion at the salon was like $15 on Amazon in a 3-pack! That was awhile ago. That shit actually sucked though, because it was so fucking greasy. You could shower and still be coated in it. Felt like a complete greaseball for days. I need some shit that will get me Jamaican dark with the least amount of tanning required.

I just want the best shit to get bronze with the least tanning and least maintenance. You know, some reaaaalllll brown marinade. None of the salons want to help, because, of course, they want you to need the most maintenance possible.

I need to get dark!
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