View Single Post
Old 04-12-2024, 10:32 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,602
Quote:
Originally Posted by Huggles View Post
For the record, I am so disgusted by shit...
But, that's only because society has brainwashed you to think that way... I can prove it...

Humour me for just a moment. Give me a truthful answer to the following question...

Tell me have you ever had a really good fart? Kinda came out of nowhere, was really deep and loud, and your buttocks even vibrated as it came out? Bonus points for feeling the warm gas being expelled. Then, after a moment or so - The Smell! - Fuck Me, what have I been eating you think, as those around you wretch, but secretly you are kinda proud of the smell you created... Yes, its awful, but its a 'Good Type Of Awful' - Disgusting, but you made that smell - YOU DID - all your own work, and now people around you are rushing to open doors and windows, and coughing and gagging at it...

That's a pretty fun scenario yes? I'm sure that has happened to you at least once in your life... Yes or No?
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote