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Old 05-27-2024, 06:28 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Well where is 'The Game?'

I spent 5 mins recapping, 5 mins introduction, then 10 mins simply holding the joystick forwards.

Small puzzle, then another ten mins just holding joystick in one position. Ohh ! A Sword! Press X a couple of times when someone has appeared infront of me, all while holding the joystick forwards. That's an hour of my life gone, and nothings happened? If game is only 7 hours long, thats a big chunk of it over already!

Can we really say that in 2024, holding a joystick in one position, and pressing a couple of buttons, only about 6 times in total, in an hour, is a game???

Serious question - Does that count as a game these days??? I guess it must do, & I'm just too old for all that excitement...
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