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Old 06-05-2024, 02:15 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by natkejs View Post
We're looking for employees with the following skillset:

- Can breathe oxygen
- Can drink liquids
- Can defecate
- Can sleep

Hit me up if you think that you fit these requirements, salary based on experience
I excel at that! Hitting you up now with lots of pictures and videos of my 'skill'
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