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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .
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who cares. peeps eat what they want and that's cool. I ate half a delicious mango this am that would have cost me the equiv of 78 cents USD
but I got 3 for the equiv of 1.20 USD. ovbs tipped him. a nice old man who sells down the road what his grandsons bring
mango season rocks my world
gave one to a neighbor on each side of my place (they're not poorly, just a gift of mango is a good way of stating thanks for being cool)
I recall I ate an order of chicken mcnuggets once at an outing with a friend and her fam. it came with a little dipping pack of sweet and sour sauce. had never been to a McD's before. recall it being tasty but many moons ago
honestly got way more excited by white bread grilled processed cheese slice sandwiches, with brown cow to wash it down. my aunt and uncle lived down the block and I went there for dinner every time my mom made lentil soup or tofu cabbage rolls
no way I could do McD's now, but like me of all people are gonna judge choices for others?
stomach would flip
insides lack the equip
chemical compounds
twisting and churn
for want of mango
for that we a yearn
in JA McD's a naa exist
only BK and KFC on the list
the real with tastebuds quickly beat feet
for the jerk pan chicken sold on the street
lest I come off holier than thou
beg ya some fya for my cigarette now
I wish I could eat pan chicken, it smells so good and no skin or oil involved. just prefer them alive
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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus
"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".
Fin. I'll take donations.
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I'm so fapping to this right now, please send me your cash app