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Originally Posted by Retiree
I hope it won't be Wokeferatu, Hollywood ruined enough movies lately.
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Everyone knows that Vlad was a black bat-man from Africa. Wilhelmina Harker was a Chinese transsexual with Adam's apple. Abraham Van Helsing was a fat, one-armed woman trapped in a man's body. So I'm still waiting for Hollywood to tell us this true story, because all the previous screenings were fake
