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Originally Posted by Farang
what are you guys up to?
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Today's episode of the Lifestyles of the Poor and Banned Online...
The mice chewed my long network cable a couple of months ago, and a replacement cable was like fucking $30-40 Canadian delivered, but fuck that, I found one in China for like $2 with free delivery somehow through some shit website, so I said fuck it, and yolo'ed it, and lo and behold! It arrived today!
#winning
For the last 1+ months, anytime I wanted to cook or go to the fridge, I had to step over this yellow cable at like cock-height, and it was annoying until I got used to it, and then I would lift my leg and fart while yelling at the mice that live in my stove.
Today, a little victory, I now have a VERY trippable blue cable on the floor!
Now if you look closely at my laptop, this thing is so fucking broken, it got smashed so hard when I moved a year ago, it got pop spilled on it by my daughter, it overheated countless times and the battery is completely fucked and is swollen like it is going to explode. The mice already tried to live inside the cracked open part, who knows, there could be one in there now, I wouldn't know. The entire laptop is so caked in mice urine and shit that it is probably incubating the hanta virus. The thing is, I can only get the wifi signal in this EXACT spot in my kitchen with enough of a connection to do porn uploads to keep the sick ass Duke Dollars rebills coming, and this laptop acts as my bridged connection to my router which connects my desktop PC in the other room. The power cable is also chewed through but I twisted the wires together and it still works. This old Toshiba laptop I've had for like 15 years and it just won't die... it has been through so much shit and when it was in better shape, my daughter dropped it half a dozen times, it just won't fucking die.
Feeling a lot better about jumping back into online stuff, I had held onto wanting to go back into working with seniors but with the fear mongering chatter of the BIRD FLU, I'm betting there will be another round of mandatory "vaccines" coming again, it is just a matter of time. So, in that case, FUCK society, I'm going to slang all sorts of porn again and not give a fuck about anyone but myself, my family, and the sponsors I work for. Absolutely fuck everything else, because if you don't conform in Canada, everyone wants to fuck you over in return. All day today I've been building sample compilations and emailing affiliate reps.
I find it interesting how many people in the adult industry smoke cigarettes... I only smoke weed, cigarette smoke makes me want to fucking vomit.