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Originally Posted by Farang
well, on the way to the restaurant the conversation went like this:
I said ‘I should tell you that I’m a bit of a geek and also I haven’t done this in a while so bear with me’
she said ‘may I ask why?’
I said ‘because I was in prison’
she said ‘ohh so sorry, I can’t go out with a convict because my father is a police officer’
I said ‘fine, I’m driving you back home then’
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You should have said "I've been really involved in investing in FartCoin and becoming a Fartillionaire."
Imagine if you explained to her how you've been making thousands of dollars with FartCoin. You may have just skipped dinner, pulled over, and shagged her right there in the middle of traffic. Hell, a FartCoin owner wouldn't even stop. We've crossed over realities where FartCoin is wealth and fucking while driving is just the new normal. FartCoin. Anything is possible.