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Originally Posted by Mindi
I prefer my tinnitus over Christmas music.
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Made turkey dinner tonight, nothing too special, but I didn't eat the turkey... I had subway... steak and cheese sub, everything, mayo, mustard, salt, pepper, the BBQ sauce put on BEFORE toasting, of course.
As soon as the fam had the turkey dinner I made, they each had under 60 minutes until lights out. Turkey + turkey gravy, stuffing, cranberry, yam, bean and mushroom casserole with corn bread side... 30 minutes into dinner both of them looked sleepier than Rip Van Winkle!
Since my retarded self didn't eat any turkey, choosing to have a big-boobed butter chicken babe Indian woman craft me a fine sub, I got to witness the stages of family guy dinner:
1. "we're hungry, hurry up!"
2. I serve the plates
3. 10 minutes of near-silence
4. both made it to pumpkin pie slice + whipped cream
5. neither finished, both totally turkey-tapped!
Turkey is like the lit match to the perfect holiday early slumber.... every year I skip the turkey and feed other people, after dinner the turkey knocks people on their ass 90% of the time. Maybe 1/10 people manage to not doze off after a turkey dinner. Literally the only special thing I do with the turkey is the bacon-wrap before it goes in the oven, a couple of pineapple rounds, a few herbs and spices... and every year the turkey makes everyone sooooo tired!
Hey... wait... the way I wrote this... sounds like I'm the Bill Cosby of turkey and gravy ova here!
I had like 3 redbull today... 12 AM and I'm wired... got a couple facebook business boomers needing work and the fam is asleep... time to get off GFY and get some shit done... need to get rich as lower-middle-class as fuck in 2026!!!
