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Here are Letterman's Jokes from last night:
Over the weekend I was putting lights on the house and mom runs out of the house yelling, "They caught the bastard! They caught the bastard!?
We captured Saddam Hussein. He was found hiding in a hole, a little six by eight foot hole with a shaft for ventilation. Here in New York City we call that the subway.
Saddam was dirty, not bathed, he had a scraggly beard, had cash and a pistol on him, and several packages of new underwear ? I tell you it?s like I have a twin!
He had a long beard and was confused and disoriented. It?s the same condition that Al Gore was in before he endorsed Howard Dean.
One day you?re the leader of Iraq and the next day you?re seen having fleas picked out of your hair on Fox News.
What was amazing and surprising was that he just gave himself up ? Michael Jackson put up more of a fight than this guy!
Did you see Saddam? He was a wreck, he needed cleaned up. What they did was give him an emergency queer makeover.
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