Hey Bone...did you hear the shit about Rage and Dank?
Stupid fuckers took out your car Sat night. Looser couldnt pick up any chicks, and ended up getting really drunk at Dolphin.
I hear that Rage crashed your car into a ditch and smashed up the front end. Everybody is alright.
Im not sure if he has told ya...but he has no Insurance. Did you know that he had no insurance when you hired him to drive your limmo?
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