Alright... here's the deal. Everyone in the UK has to start calling a cigarette a cigaratte. It's not a fag. Everyone in the UK has to start calling the trunk of a car the trunk.... it's not a boot.
Look up "fag" and "boot" in the dictionary some time. Then, report it back to the masses in your country. Once those two things are fixed (amongst other things), then we'll consider calling it Football.
