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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
no such thing as a perfect man
****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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