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Now that I'm older, here's what I have discovered...
1: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2: My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3: I finally got my head together, but now my body is falling apart.
4: Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5: Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded...
6: It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7: The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
8: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
9: It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
10: These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
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