Brut

You guys know what it feels like: that hard-on that just won't stop, that won't go down no matter what you do or what you think about. The only way to tame the beast is by slapping it. It happens now and then, and shouldn't be mistaken for the regular hard-ons that comes and goes.

Now, once a while this beast is awoken when I'm at work, which happened the other day. Overcome by the desire and the need to get it down (lunch was coming up), I placed my raging hard-on so that it couldn't be seen, put my sweater over and headed for the bathroom. Once there I was faced with this dilemma, which I want to know if any of you guys out there has ever faced:

When you go into the toilet you can always assume that someone have to go in right after you, in other words: someone might be standing outside waiting for you to finish. But beating off takes more time than taking a piss, even if you wrestle the one eyed warrior in a tempo that makes the right arm cramp up, it usually takes the same amount of time as if you're taking a dump. So it's safe to assume that anyone standing outside waiting for you to finish - thus have to wait at least 5 minutes - will think that you're taking a shit.

But then, when you come out all red in the face and breathing heavily as if taken the shit of your life, they go in and they can't smell any foul stench, they surely must put two-and-two together? I don't want to be known as the jerk-off (litterally) in the office.

What can I do?