Ten reasons why you should give me this jacket.
Reason Number One:
Because I can drink more Jager than anyone on this board.
Reason Number Two: I like bunnies more than you.
Reason Number Three: I take nice pictures of you.
Reason Number Four: Because I'm a fun loving kind of guy.
Reason Number Five: Because I'm a porn star!
Reason Number Six: Beacause women like to spoon feed me....
Reason Number Seven: Because I clean up well!
Reason Number Eight: Because I have HUGE balls (with all due respect to YNOT Bob!)!
Reason Number Nine: Beacause I think that drinking anything other than Jager is not good enough!
Reason Number Ten: Because you gave the last jacket away to Baddog because he "looked better in it".