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Originally Posted by Murderous
Mine hasn't farted yet, but he/she has an identity crisis too.
They named the pair Bonnie and Clyde when they were born, but as they grew so did Bonnies BALLS!
So all HIS life he has been treated like a girl, and you can tell. It's like he's a fucking twink or something, acts just like it.
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That made me laugh out loud. So did Bonnie's balls. hahahahah
Too many stories like that.
My boys don't do that. My one boy Ralph, who is all white, you can't get two pets out of him before he claws your eyes out. He is 7 and is becoming such an ass. But I love him and I did make him mean. He is the one who attacks people. So cute. (But not, I know) My other boy Calvin, who is black, is scared of everything and is loves pets but never comes up to you for them you have to go to him. The white one should be black and the black one should be white with their personalities.