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jimthefiend · 03-07-2006, 03:22 PM

Eat fat people.

Seriously. Obesity and its related health issues are responsible for more doctor visits and hospitalizations than any other factor. We eliminate that factor, and the savings can be passed along to us, the Non-lardassed consumers. The health care system would LITERALLY have a weight lifted from its shoulders.

So, we kill the morbidly obese, then feed them to the poor. Sorta like a Soylent Green, only for fatties instead of old fucks.

Whatcha think?

03-07-2006, 03:22 PM
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Heres a solution to hunger and rising health care costs in one fell swoop: Eat fat people. Seriously. Obesity and its related health issues are responsible for more doctor visits and hospitalizations than any other factor. We eliminate that factor, and the savings can be passed along to us, the Non-lardassed consumers. The health care system would LITERALLY have a weight lifted from its shoulders. So, we kill the morbidly obese, then feed them to the poor. Sorta like a Soylent Green, only for fatties instead of old fucks. Whatcha think?