Three men were wandering through the desert aimlessly. Dying of a combination of thirst and starvation. Suddenly, they see a castle, and they run towards it.
The master and all of his men are not at the castle, but there are hordes of beautiful willing women. So, over the next week or so, the men eat like kings while having all the sex they want.
Eventually, the master and all his men arrive back. And he's pissed! These mofo's have been fuckin' his women and eating his food. So his men catch them and line them up against the wall.
He walks to the first man. "What is your occupation?"
The man replies, "Fireman"
"BURN HIS PENIS OFF," yells the king.
He walks to the second man, and asks the same question.
The second man replies nervously, "A... p.p..p.pp...policeman"
"SHOOT HIS PENIS OFF!"
The, he asks the third man the same question, and with a great big smile on his face, he replies,
"I'm a lollipop salesman"
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