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Captain Kawaii · 11-24-2012, 02:28 AM

Capable and Busy English to Japanese translators available.

Mainstream and adult.

Deliver your website in Nihongo to one of the best customers in the world, Japanese people.

Market your services or products effectively and positively with the help of native Japanese speakers who are connected to the Japanese Internet world on a daily basis.

We can help connect you to the right advertising channels, communicate with potential marketers and distributors effectively and at a reasonable cost.

Want to connect to the Nissei (Japanese-American) market in the US? We can help.

Send your queries to KitanoH61 at gmail

Arigato gozaimasu

Captain Kawaii · 12-18-2012, 01:29 PM

Just signed on for 2 mainstream projects. We are not accepting more work until January 2013. Contact us now if you are looking for a project to begin then. Have a Great Holiday!

Captain Kawaii · 01-06-2013, 12:17 AM

Happy New Year Everyone!

May You Have a Prosperous and Sex Filled Year! We are available for biz. If you want to get your products in front of a Japanese audience, Japanese webmasters...we can help!

dirtydealer · 01-07-2013, 09:32 AM

we are a start up company with some new ideas and niches and would like to explore the option of launching in north america and japan at the same time

Captain Kawaii · 01-07-2013, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydealer

we are a start up company with some new ideas and niches and would like to explore the option of launching in north america and japan at the same time

Be successful or have experience in US then try Asian market is my best advice to you.

LabelSex · 01-08-2013, 07:18 AM

very interesting!

Captain Kawaii · 01-08-2013, 11:38 AM

It is an interesting country and market. Can be very lucrative if you understand it or can be a failure if you do not approach the people correctly.

01-08-2013, 10:48 PM

Congrats on signing the two big deals. Nihon <3.

Captain Kawaii · 01-08-2013, 11:36 PM

Thanks, RK. The program is non-adult and looks to offer a broad spectrum of experience for us and great new products, useful products, to the people of Japan. The people involved are top notch.

lock · 01-09-2013, 10:57 PM

japanwrestling.com for sale offers or insults to [email protected]

Captain Kawaii · 01-10-2013, 12:33 AM

To the above poster, I'll offer you some high quality, partially digested gyoza for that domain name. Highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quality. Or cat smegma. You can choose.

Captain Kawaii · 01-16-2013, 11:15 PM

TIP Of the DAY: Never tell a Japanese company, "I'm a Player, I can get you a lot of sales."
The will delete your mail before they finish reading it.

Have you seen a cool program, adult or mainstream? They have no English site, but you have Japanese traffic? When you write to them in a non-Japanese language they do not reply?

WE Can help you, communicate, get the account and get you started on your way to riches with Japan products and services.

Let us help you edit your query that will get results. Let us translate for you and help you every step of the way from getting signed up, linked up and BAM, watch the Yen roll into your bank.

Not all Japanese companies deal with foreigners. But the ones who do, can send you a wire, EFT or some other suitable form of payment, 99.99% of the time.

As I write this we are helping high traffic sites gain the attention of Japanese companies who want to work with them. We can help you too.

Send a query to KitanoH61 @ gmail - Get started today. We are affordable, conscientious and reliable.

Pornaffs · 01-19-2013, 02:03 PM

pmed please get back to me asap...

Captain Kawaii · 01-19-2013, 03:34 PM

Helps to leave contact info.

I left you a message on your home page.

LeRoy · 01-24-2013, 03:53 PM

Bumping this to the top!

I've referred Captain Kawaii to a good friend. My friend had nothing but good things to say

Thanks

Captain Kawaii · 01-24-2013, 04:45 PM

Hey, LeRoy

Thanks for the mention. Your friend has a great company, great line of products and is bound for success, in Japan and everywhere. We are proud to be a small part of it. Thank you for recommending us. Truly appreciative.

purecane · 01-25-2013, 11:20 AM

I'm looking to market new, owned 3d content. Not stolen. We produce what we sell. Any ideas or advice would be great. Thanx.

Captain Kawaii · 01-25-2013, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by purecane73

I'm looking to market new, owned 3d content. Not stolen. We produce what we sell. Any ideas or advice would be great. Thanx.

Hi.
It really depends on the quality, style and relevance to Japanese market. We would have to see it to give you any worthwhile advice. You can always send me a link to pics or vids by way of kitanoh61 at gmail. - CK

Rico_TZ · 02-12-2013, 07:34 PM

Good old Yen

Captain Kawaii · 02-13-2013, 09:13 PM

The new government will get Japan on track. The last one was an experiment the majority of the Japanese regretted the day after. Japan is on the verge of a new era!

lock · 03-08-2013, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

To the above poster, I'll offer you some high quality, partially digested gyoza for that domain name. Highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quality. Or cat smegma. You can choose.

http://auctions.godaddy.com/appraisa...edef0&prog_id=
Donatsu like dimsims are also sold in Japan. The cat smegma doesn't appeal so going to need a few hundred.

Captain Kawaii · 03-08-2013, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lock

http://auctions.godaddy.com/appraisa...edef0&prog_id=
Donatsu like dimsims are also sold in Japan. The cat smegma doesn't appeal so going to need a few hundred.

Nice threadjack. My original offer was more than generous for your spiffy domain. A godaddy appraisal? What a joke.

Captain Kawaii · 04-23-2013, 02:56 AM

Living the Good Life BUMP

seoxpertz · 04-27-2013, 10:34 PM

Japan has always been a tough market for me.

Captain Kawaii · 04-27-2013, 11:52 PM

I have been visiting and then living in Japan for almost 20 years. I learn something new every day. It is a never ending process of learning. If you want to discuss anything you may contact me on skype, ( rj.castle ) at any time.

Captain Kawaii · 05-07-2013, 02:01 AM

Bump for Golden Week!

Captain Kawaii · 06-02-2013, 11:13 PM

June is Jumping! Bumps for Jumps!

Have a great coming week everybody! Make lots of yen!!

Captain Kawaii · 07-08-2013, 02:04 AM

It's all beautiful from Kabukicho! Let us help you!

Captain Kawaii · 08-18-2013, 01:28 AM

Osaka grenade bump!

AdPatron · 09-13-2013, 06:32 PM

What exactly is it?

Captain Kawaii · 09-13-2013, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdPatron

What exactly is it?

What is what? Osaka Grenade? Plentiful there to the point school children are periodically given handouts to identify what grenades look like and how to report their finding one to the authorities if they come across one. People find them in public places from time to time.

I love Osaka but it is not for the weak of heart.

Captain Kawaii · 10-11-2013, 11:14 AM

I love October. Hope everyone is having a great month.

wpbulkeditor · 10-15-2013, 06:51 AM

PM me how to contact you please.

Captain Kawaii · 10-15-2013, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpbulkeditor

PM me how to contact you please.

E-mail sent.

dezmondel · 10-16-2013, 09:55 AM

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hello Capt'n Kawaii
do you offer translation services?
it's very difficult to find "naughty" translators on Fiverr :]

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Captain Kawaii · 10-16-2013, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racagiale

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hello Capt'n Kawaii
do you offer translation services?
it's very difficult to find "naughty" translators on Fiverr :]

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Hi!
Yes we do for Japanese to English, English to Japanese. We are super SUKEBE! (Very dirty/perverted) people.
Feel free to drop me an e-mail to kam ((a-t)) acmenippon dot com.

We also provide very clean, up-market translations for mainstream. Chief translator has 20 years experience and has been trained in Japan, UK and the US.

dezmondel · 10-16-2013, 09:36 PM

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will do... arigato gozaimas :]

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Captain Kawaii · 10-16-2013, 10:49 PM

Dai jo bu...
Arigato gozaimasu,

Ja ne,
Kam

Captain Kawaii · 10-16-2013, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpbulkeditor

PM me how to contact you please.

Hi

PM seems to be gone here. Feel free to contact me at kam ((at)) acmenippon.com.

Captain Kawaii · 11-08-2013, 12:27 AM

Yakuza fun bump.

Nydahl · 11-08-2013, 03:22 AM

sent you an email few mins ago
Hit me up if got time

J

Captain Kawaii · 11-21-2013, 04:20 PM

It pays to translate your sites into a local language, in our case, Japanese.

A new and very related article driving that point home.

http://www.ynoteurope.com/language-m...acting-online/

Send us a PM and we will get you started in Japan.

casperdm · 11-24-2013, 12:15 AM

hey mate, i have a domain with that name, i believe some sort of japanese monthly economic indicator, will that work for a porn type of site, with a theme, reflecting the japanese society of geisha. any ideas, concepts lets talk.

am keen to start work.
pm me.

Captain Kawaii · 12-12-2013, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casperdm

hey mate, i have a domain with that name, i believe some sort of japanese monthly economic indicator, will that work for a porn type of site, with a theme, reflecting the japanese society of geisha. any ideas, concepts lets talk.

am keen to start work.
pm me.

Would have to see the chinese characters to answer what is "tankan". Could be many things.
Carry on.

lancehart · 12-20-2013, 10:06 AM

this could be interesting. can you put subtitles in porn vids?

Captain Kawaii · 12-20-2013, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lancehart

this could be interesting. can you put subtitles in porn vids?

We can write the subtitles but you are better off getting an experienced titler to input. Don't let people bullshit you it is easy. To be done correctly it is a bit expensive.

valhallakings · 01-21-2014, 09:54 PM

I would like to talk business. I work with a small group of people working in the hormone and pharmaceutical field. We resale and market our own brands and products as well as others. If this is something you might be interested in please keep me informed. My north American web page will be up and running this week and would need a sister site of the same caliber, quality and features translated. My business email is [email protected]

Respectfully,

Crai

Captain Kawaii · 01-22-2014, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by valhallakings

I would like to talk business. I work with a small group of people working in the hormone and pharmaceutical field. We resale and market our own brands and products as well as others. If this is something you might be interested in please keep me informed. My north American web page will be up and running this week and would need a sister site of the same caliber, quality and features translated. My business email is [email protected]

Respectfully,

Crai

Konnichiwa!

Thanks for the post. I will save your note and write to you. In all honesty we are a bit backed up with work and very busy. Pharmaceutical laws, customs, all involved can be tricky for outsiders and for customers within Japan. It is a huge market and growing quickly for many products.

Regards,
KAM

BenGentlemen · 01-23-2014, 04:15 AM

All the best

valhallakings · 01-23-2014, 12:54 PM

Take your time. I understand fully the risks and am still understanding the market.In due time when you have the ability I would love to go over the possibility of future endeavors.

Respectfully
ValhallaKings

11-24-2012, 02:28 AM	#1
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Want to Sell Your Products to Japan? Capable and Busy English to Japanese translators available. Mainstream and adult. Deliver your website in Nihongo to one of the best customers in the world, Japanese people. Market your services or products effectively and positively with the help of native Japanese speakers who are connected to the Japanese Internet world on a daily basis. We can help connect you to the right advertising channels, communicate with potential marketers and distributors effectively and at a reasonable cost. Want to connect to the Nissei (Japanese-American) market in the US? We can help. Send your queries to KitanoH61 at gmail Arigato gozaimasu

01-07-2013, 09:32 AM	#4
dirtydealer Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 27	start up we are a start up company with some new ideas and niches and would like to explore the option of launching in north america and japan at the same time

01-08-2013, 07:18 AM	#6
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01-09-2013, 10:57 PM	#10
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01-16-2013, 11:15 PM	#12
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	TIP Of the DAY: Never tell a Japanese company, "I'm a Player, I can get you a lot of sales." The will delete your mail before they finish reading it. Have you seen a cool program, adult or mainstream? They have no English site, but you have Japanese traffic? When you write to them in a non-Japanese language they do not reply? WE Can help you, communicate, get the account and get you started on your way to riches with Japan products and services. Let us help you edit your query that will get results. Let us translate for you and help you every step of the way from getting signed up, linked up and BAM, watch the Yen roll into your bank. Not all Japanese companies deal with foreigners. But the ones who do, can send you a wire, EFT or some other suitable form of payment, 99.99% of the time. As I write this we are helping high traffic sites gain the attention of Japanese companies who want to work with them. We can help you too. Send a query to KitanoH61 @ gmail - Get started today. We are affordable, conscientious and reliable. Last edited by Captain Kawaii; 01-16-2013 at 11:17 PM..

12-18-2012, 01:29 PM	#2
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Just signed on for 2 mainstream projects. We are not accepting more work until January 2013. Contact us now if you are looking for a project to begin then. Have a Great Holiday!

01-06-2013, 12:17 AM	#3
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Happy New Year Everyone! May You Have a Prosperous and Sex Filled Year! We are available for biz. If you want to get your products in front of a Japanese audience, Japanese webmasters...we can help!

01-08-2013, 11:38 AM	#7
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	It is an interesting country and market. Can be very lucrative if you understand it or can be a failure if you do not approach the people correctly.

01-08-2013, 10:48 PM	#8
Rat King Guest Posts: n/a	Congrats on signing the two big deals. Nihon <3.

01-08-2013, 11:36 PM	#9
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Thanks, RK. The program is non-adult and looks to offer a broad spectrum of experience for us and great new products, useful products, to the people of Japan. The people involved are top notch.

01-10-2013, 12:33 AM	#11
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	To the above poster, I'll offer you some high quality, partially digested gyoza for that domain name. Highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quality. Or cat smegma. You can choose.

01-19-2013, 02:03 PM	#13
Pornaffs Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: NYC Posts: 57	pmed please get back to me asap...

01-19-2013, 03:34 PM	#14
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Helps to leave contact info. I left you a message on your home page. Last edited by Captain Kawaii; 01-19-2013 at 03:36 PM..

01-24-2013, 03:53 PM	#15
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,282	Bumping this to the top! I've referred Captain Kawaii to a good friend. My friend had nothing but good things to say Thanks __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Skype - leroy.rowland2

01-24-2013, 04:45 PM	#16
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Hey, LeRoy Thanks for the mention. Your friend has a great company, great line of products and is bound for success, in Japan and everywhere. We are proud to be a small part of it. Thank you for recommending us. Truly appreciative.

01-25-2013, 11:20 AM	#17
purecane Annakin Skywalker Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: megaminds' secret lair Posts: 1,324	I'm looking to market new, owned 3d content. Not stolen. We produce what we sell. Any ideas or advice would be great. Thanx.

02-12-2013, 07:34 PM	#19
Rico_TZ Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 38	Good old Yen

02-13-2013, 09:13 PM	#20
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	The new government will get Japan on track. The last one was an experiment the majority of the Japanese regretted the day after. Japan is on the verge of a new era!

04-23-2013, 02:56 AM	#23
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Living the Good Life BUMP

04-27-2013, 10:34 PM	#24
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04-27-2013, 11:52 PM	#25
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	I have been visiting and then living in Japan for almost 20 years. I learn something new every day. It is a never ending process of learning. If you want to discuss anything you may contact me on skype, ( rj.castle ) at any time.

05-07-2013, 02:01 AM	#26
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Bump for Golden Week!

06-02-2013, 11:13 PM	#27
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	June is Jumping! Bumps for Jumps! Have a great coming week everybody! Make lots of yen!!

07-08-2013, 02:04 AM	#28
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	It's all beautiful from Kabukicho! Let us help you!

08-18-2013, 01:28 AM	#29
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Osaka grenade bump!

09-13-2013, 06:32 PM	#30
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	What exactly is it?

10-11-2013, 11:14 AM	#32
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	I love October. Hope everyone is having a great month.

10-15-2013, 06:51 AM	#33
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10-16-2013, 09:55 AM	#35
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dezmondel 3D animator Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: emerald city Posts: 141	. will do... arigato gozaimas :] .

10-16-2013, 10:49 PM	#38
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Dai jo bu... Arigato gozaimasu, Ja ne, Kam

11-08-2013, 12:27 AM	#40
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11-08-2013, 03:22 AM	#41
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11-21-2013, 04:20 PM	#42
Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	It pays to translate your sites into a local language, in our case, Japanese. A new and very related article driving that point home. http://www.ynoteurope.com/language-m...acting-online/ Send us a PM and we will get you started in Japan.

11-24-2013, 12:15 AM	#43
casperdm Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 15	what does tankan mean in japan hey mate, i have a domain with that name, i believe some sort of japanese monthly economic indicator, will that work for a porn type of site, with a theme, reflecting the japanese society of geisha. any ideas, concepts lets talk. am keen to start work. pm me.