Drinking And Driving During The Hoildays - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 12-15-2010, 04:18 PM

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol-related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

djroof · 12-15-2010, 04:25 PM

this mix is sooo dangerous...

KrissyElise · 12-15-2010, 04:32 PM

You Sally Rand, are retarded.

seeric · 12-15-2010, 04:34 PM

don't do it.

i crashed while wasted. saved my life. but it's stupid.

Jack Sparrow · 12-15-2010, 07:28 PM

People who drink and drive shoot be shot at sight. No kidding.

alias · 12-15-2010, 07:30 PM

TrollyWand

Vendzilla · 12-15-2010, 08:03 PM

Saw where in Washington DC that they are having a problem with breathalyzers, they never seem to calibrate them, going to be some lawsuits there I bet
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/loca...stioned-121410

mineistaken · 12-15-2010, 08:30 PM

Yeah just one "little" thing you forgot - that most of the drivers are sober, so how about you equal the things and count how many accidents are done by 1000 drunk drivers and 1000 sober ones.

mineistaken · 12-15-2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrissyElise

You Sally Rand, are retarded.

Nobody who is able to use computer and internet could be that much retarded, so trolling only

Robbie · 12-15-2010, 08:39 PM

Well...according to everybody who posts anything on any forum online...NOBODY drinks and drives. Nobody ever admits to it. And everybody thinks those people should be "shot".

And yet...on Friday night when I'm driving to a club to party, I pass dozens of nightclubs and the parking lots are packed with cars. Weird...and it's always been that way.

I guess drinking and driving is a lot like fucking a fat girl. Nobody will admit to it, and yet every weekend tens of millions of people do it.

Jack Sparrow · 12-15-2010, 09:27 PM

Believe me when i say i never drink 1 drop, nor step in a car with someone who drank.

LeRoy · 12-15-2010, 09:32 PM

I'll have a couple drinks and it's not a problem. I've been pulled over with a 6 pack down and passed the test...barely ;)

This weekend though we're havin a big bash with everyone @ DTI. the cool is the co. gave everyone 200.00 bucks for a taxi or a room.

I opted for the room

SallyRand · 12-15-2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Well...according to everybody who posts anything on any forum online...NOBODY drinks and drives. Nobody ever admits to it. And everybody thinks those people should be "shot".

And yet...on Friday night when I'm driving to a club to party, I pass dozens of nightclubs and the parking lots are packed with cars. Weird...and it's always been that way.

I guess drinking and driving is a lot like fucking a fat girl. Nobody will admit to it, and yet every weekend tens of millions of people do it.

True.

And everyone seems to have forgotten that the OP is a FUCKING JOKE!

Political Correctness (PC) has gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy out of hand!

epitome · 12-15-2010, 09:59 PM

My friends that died at the hands of drunk drivers would really get a kick out of that joke, you idiot. I hope you have an accident next time you clean your guns.

epitome · 12-15-2010, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Well...according to everybody who posts anything on any forum online...NOBODY drinks and drives. Nobody ever admits to it. And everybody thinks those people should be "shot".

And yet...on Friday night when I'm driving to a club to party, I pass dozens of nightclubs and the parking lots are packed with cars. Weird...and it's always been that way.

I guess drinking and driving is a lot like fucking a fat girl. Nobody will admit to it, and yet every weekend tens of millions of people do it.

I'll admit that I drove drunk on more than a few occasions until about six years ago when it dawned on me that I was a hypocrite considering how much I lectured others. Now I am the DD about 90% of the time and actually have more fun sober. When someone else is DD though ... watch out ... because I make up for lost time.

Agent 488 · 12-15-2010, 10:03 PM

don't get it.

SallyRand · 12-15-2010, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

My friends that died at the hands of drunk drivers would really get a kick out of that joke, you idiot. I hope you have an accident next time you clean your guns.

Thank you , Sir!

May I have another?

Robbie · 12-15-2010, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I'll admit that I drove drunk on more than a few occasions until about six years ago when it dawned on me that I was a hypocrite considering how much I lectured others. Now I am the DD about 90% of the time and actually have more fun sober. When someone else is DD though ... watch out ... because I make up for lost time.

I hear ya... Every once in great while I have too many and drive home drunk. Not very often though.

But I DO drink and drive all the time. That's what I was saying when I made my comment about nightclubs always packed with cars.

I always drink in moderation anyway. A throwback to my years in a band. Had to learn to drink and space it out so I didn't get drunk and could still play 5 sets a night and kick as much ass on the 5th set at 4 in the morning as I did on the 1st set at 10 p.m.

I tend to drink a beer every 30 minutes or so when I'm out. Maybe have a couple of jaegarbombs. But that's about it. My eye to hand coordination is excellent, and when I'm out at a club on a "normal" night like that I have no problem driving at all.

The nights I get crazy (few and far between) I always have a hotel room here at a casino. And if I wander away from the casino it's usually VERY close. Like when I get trashed at karaokexxx I get a room at Circus Circus. Then I 'drive" across the street from the parking lot of Brandos to the parking garage at Circus Circus. heh-heh
Mama didn't raise no fool.

12-15-2010, 04:18 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Drinking And Driving During The Hoildays A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol-related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.

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Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,202	Saw where in Washington DC that they are having a problem with breathalyzers, they never seem to calibrate them, going to be some lawsuits there I bet http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/loca...stioned-121410 __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

12-15-2010, 08:39 PM	#10
Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,845	Well...according to everybody who posts anything on any forum online...NOBODY drinks and drives. Nobody ever admits to it. And everybody thinks those people should be "shot". And yet...on Friday night when I'm driving to a club to party, I pass dozens of nightclubs and the parking lots are packed with cars. Weird...and it's always been that way. I guess drinking and driving is a lot like fucking a fat girl. Nobody will admit to it, and yet every weekend tens of millions of people do it. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

12-15-2010, 09:32 PM	#12
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,276	I'll have a couple drinks and it's not a problem. I've been pulled over with a 6 pack down and passed the test...barely ;) This weekend though we're havin a big bash with everyone @ DTI. the cool is the co. gave everyone 200.00 bucks for a taxi or a room. I opted for the room __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Skype - leroy.rowland2

12-15-2010, 04:25 PM	#2
djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,339	this mix is sooo dangerous...

12-15-2010, 04:32 PM	#3
KrissyElise Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 635	You Sally Rand, are retarded.

12-15-2010, 04:34 PM	#4
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,918	don't do it. i crashed while wasted. saved my life. but it's stupid.

12-15-2010, 07:28 PM	#5
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	People who drink and drive shoot be shot at sight. No kidding.

12-15-2010, 08:30 PM	#8
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Yeah just one "little" thing you forgot - that most of the drivers are sober, so how about you equal the things and count how many accidents are done by 1000 drunk drivers and 1000 sober ones.

12-15-2010, 09:27 PM	#11
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Believe me when i say i never drink 1 drop, nor step in a car with someone who drank.

12-15-2010, 09:59 PM	#14
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	My friends that died at the hands of drunk drivers would really get a kick out of that joke, you idiot. I hope you have an accident next time you clean your guns.

12-15-2010, 10:03 PM	#16
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	don't get it.