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Old 01-05-2011, 12:27 PM   #1
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Anyone want a Cat?? Craigslist Post LOL

piece of shit CAT -- $5

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Date: 2004-03-06, 11:50AM PST

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This is the shittiest cat you could ever be cursed with. He's an indeterminate age, but acts like the rowdiest teenager you could ever have. Hates being petted, will scratch furniture and will fuck up your carpet with his claws, will get and stay underfoot while you are trying to get shit done. Not scared of the vacuum.

Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge.

Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge.

Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free.

Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house.

Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS.



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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/25852281.html
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:30 PM   #2
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hehe lol
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:30 PM   #3
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You can CHANGE him. Sure.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:32 PM   #4
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:33 PM   #5
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I woulda kicked that cat out to the street.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:39 PM   #6
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Hehehehehehehehehe!
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:41 PM   #7
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This is hilarious - I am trying to get rid of a cat on CL now - perhaps I should try this angle.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:42 PM   #8
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its joke post, that cat is great
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:43 PM   #9
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big lol! some poor soul will adopt it, for sure, and regret it!
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:51 PM   #10
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thats awesome
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:03 PM   #11
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Does it have an impeccable radio voice?
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:54 PM   #12
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:57 PM   #13
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LOL that's funny, but if they really want to get rid of the cat quickly they should have made the cat sound awesome. haha They'll never get rid of it with this ad.
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:59 PM   #14
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ha ha most cats are like this. They think you are their bitch.
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