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OK I was just ARRESTED: (fascist pigs!)
So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.
So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons". The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station". He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond. ![]() |
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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SallyRand seems to have hijacked your account.
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So Fucking Banned
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I call BS on the story, cars never have to stop at a weigh station, unless it was an inspection station but I don't think they have those where you were driving.
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which made me think he was driving some sort box truck. So was he pulled over for speeding or is it just another MetaMan bullshit story? |
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visit hardlinks.org
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his balls are heavy
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mm, you need a gfy sidekick to snag that crucial 2nd post and corroborate your story so these sorts of threads don't backfire like this.
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There's a recording of a cop calling a tourist "German boy" and stuff.
"Why are you driving in my country" - that cop is simply unreal.
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you're going to be popular back at the station
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if he would have patted me down, he would have really seen what weight was... meta is like my robin.... i am the batman..... ![]() . |
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So Fucking What?
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perfect, now y'all just need to work on coordination!
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super troopers?
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Name ONE bullshit story I have told. They are all 100% truth. I live the life of a PLAYA while the bitches call you the MASTURBATOR. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me = ![]() |
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that dsylexic bitch can't even spell his name right.... and obviously he has small penis syndrome... ![]() werd.... . |
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Tough call on which one is funnier.
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all i'll say is there's a much better chance that this story is true than there is that Sally is female.
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The scales after the Cochrane turn off? You're lucky they didn't take you down some dirt road and cornhole you, lol...
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sound bad,
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What were you charged with?
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Now choke yourself!
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Here in my car
I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for days In cars Here in my car Where the image breaks down Will you visit me please? If I open my door In cars Here in my car I know I've started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seems right In cars
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I've been fined here in Czech and in Germany. Maybe different in the US.
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US can fine foreign drivers, just not those who have diplomatic credentials
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i got pulled over near the same area a few years back , almost the same time of year , we were all listening to music loud, doing about 120, noticed the lights in the rear and pulled over , cop is pissed off , says he has been following me for 2 miles with lights and sirens on. Was probably ready to arrest me but then he spotted the kids, wife and dog in the truck and probably figured it was going to be a hassle.
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Do Fun Shit.
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So much win it's relapsed into fail, and is headed back around the corner to win again.
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i hate it when i see sirens...
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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i hate it when i hear flashing lights...
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Fitty fascist pigs
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