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01-26-2011, 03:28 PM | #1 |
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Congressman sues over olive pit
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- WASHINGTON ? Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio is suing a congressional cafeteria for dental damage he says he suffered after biting into an olive pit in a sandwich wrap he bought there. Kucinich's attorney, Andrew Young, declined to comment Wednesday on the lawsuit seeking $150,000 in damages from companies involved with the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria. A spokesman in Kucinich's congressional office also declined to comment. The civil suit filed earlier this month in the Superior Court of the District of Columbia said the wrap "contained dangerous substances, namely an olive pit," that a consumer would not reasonably expect to find in the product served. The suit said that Kucinich suffered "serious and permanent" dental and oral injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures. Kucinich's lawsuit said the Ohio Democrat bought the sandwich on or about April 17, 2008. He is seeking damages for "past and future medical and dental expenses, compensation for pain, suffering and loss of enjoyment and other damages." The liberal congressman made an unsuccessful bid for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination. Two of the companies named in the suit, Compass Group USA Inc. and Performance Food Group Co., declined comment through spokespersons. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110126/...cinich_lawsuit
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01-26-2011, 03:32 PM | #2 |
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God what a pussy ass bitch.
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And guys like this are running the USA? That's reassuring.
Reminds me of the lady who sued McDonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap, and McDonalds didn't tell her it was hot.
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01-26-2011, 04:52 PM | #5 | |
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A better example of frivolous lawsuits is the lawyer who sued the dry cleaners for millions for messing up his dry cleaning. Ron
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01-26-2011, 05:19 PM | #6 |
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And he's ran for president too if I'm not mistaken.
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01-26-2011, 05:23 PM | #7 |
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$150k because he hurt his tooth? Fucking idiot. With this kind of crap in Washington DC, it's no wonder we are so fucked.
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01-26-2011, 05:25 PM | #8 |
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i think he was actually a judge
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01-26-2011, 08:08 PM | #9 | |
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01-26-2011, 08:15 PM | #11 |
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can we sue him for being a lying sack of shit politician?
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01-26-2011, 08:21 PM | #12 |
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I use to like him. Not now.
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01-26-2011, 08:21 PM | #13 |
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"injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures" is more than reason enough to sue.
Especially anything dental, that shit is painful as fuck.
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01-26-2011, 08:24 PM | #14 |
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That would actually be a great law, eh? If you're an elected official, every time you're caught lieing, it's a $10,000 fine! US would be debt free within 5 years probably.
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01-26-2011, 08:35 PM | #15 |
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I read that earlier...What a scum sucking piece of shit.
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01-26-2011, 08:39 PM | #16 |
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What a little bitch. I hope he loses and loses like the ass he is in public.
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01-26-2011, 08:43 PM | #17 |
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I guess his tax payer provided health care isn't enough for him
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01-26-2011, 09:29 PM | #18 |
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So sick of all those pathetic Washington DC fucks. ALL OF THEM.
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01-26-2011, 10:58 PM | #20 |
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He is on twitter - send him a tweet telling him to grow a set and man up! http://twitter.com/#!/Dennis_Kucinich
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01-26-2011, 11:02 PM | #21 |
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You all got TROLLED...fake story LOL!
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01-27-2011, 09:55 AM | #22 | |
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apparenlty that coffee was so hot, it melted their cups and also, was burning 1 person a week from it
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01-27-2011, 10:17 AM | #23 |
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Must have the same dentist as chris mallick...
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01-27-2011, 10:31 AM | #24 |
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The McDonald's lawsuit was kind of a weird one. It was not a one off screw up, it was a repeat offense that they were told to fix yet they did not. Kind of like three strikes, you're out. This lady just got the benefit of it I guess you could say. I think a better way for the courts to handle that might have been to make McDonald's give a large proportion of the penalty money to charity and give her some money for her troubles, but they did what they did.
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we all heard this story on the radio and television and news: 'Everybody “knows” the story: A lady bought coffee at a McDonald’s drive-through, spilled it on herself, and suffered minor burns. She sued McDonald’s, and with the help of a clever attorney, managed to convince a jury that it was all McDonalds’ fault for not providing adequate warning that hot coffee is indeed hot, and can scald you. The lady walked away with a multi-million dollar award.' but in reality, the 'benefit' she got was 3rd degree burns to 16% of her body, requiring hospitalization for 8 days and sworn statements before God that the doctor had never, ever seen scalding so bad apparently 700 other people had the same problem, with others also suffering from 3rd degree burns http://www.slip-and-sue.com/the-famo...uit-revisited/
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01-27-2011, 11:19 AM | #28 |
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Not only did she spill it but she did so because she put the cup between her legs to hold while driving.
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Don't sue!!
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that all being said, this guy is an idiot. Biting into an olive 'not expecting a seed' is beyond retarded. The fact it needed 'multiple surgeries' sounds like he's bitten into a few different things
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01-27-2011, 11:36 AM | #33 |
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Yeah, that McD's coffee was made the butt of so many jokes (Carson loved to pick on it) that a lot of folks dont realise how severe her burns were. Pretty nasty.
"It was so hot today" "How hot was it?" "It was so hot today, I spilled McDonalds coffee in my lap just to cool off"
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Then every major newspaper in the country got trolled and someone produced fake court filing docs.
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01-27-2011, 01:36 PM | #35 |
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Too bad the fucker did not choke on it.......
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I got a sharp chicken bone in a chicken sandwich at swiss chalet once.
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