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what's your worst nightmare???
mine is being in a fail vid on youtube
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Hmmm, the recurring one I often have is me nude on a pink couch with hot lamps pointed at me. I'm sitting there all coy and innocent in a sunflower print bikini. You're taking pictures of me saying "yeah,yeah, that's it baby. Spread those legs juuuuust a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, that's it". "Why don't you take that top down just a little bit, let's make some pretty pictures." I'll spare you the further details but it gets worse from there. :-)
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The year 2003, when people actually paid for porn online. Nothing worse than knowing that's never going to happen again.
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Pay It Forward
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a big chargeback
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Wake up and be a gay :-)
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I have this recurring nightmare where I'm in some sort of a tunnel system, usually dirt or rock, and it's not big enough to turn around in so you can only go in one direction. It's a very tight squeeze and there is always some fucking little monster(s) chasing me through it.
The worst part isn't really that it's so small, but that does suck, but it's the part that I know in the dream that it never ends. Many times I'll find the entrance to such tunnels in a basement or attack of a house and foolishly go inside of it KNOWING what's coming. While it may not seem so bad, it's a horrible dream. |
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Yea, that would be hell for sure.... A never ending tunnel you had to crawl through with little monsters chasing you. That would be a shit way to spend eternity.
Though, it would beat cooking alive in a pot with demons poking pitch forks into you. I guess I'd rather take my chances in that tunnel. But, maybe after like a 100 years, I would end up in the boiling room and get cooked anyway. So... shit. ![]() I have two. The tunnel dream and a tornado dream where one is coming, but never full makes it to me. Oddly, a tornado is my first memory as a child and I remember in in black and white. |
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Pain. Terror. Death.
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Why some people have to be serious in a threads like this one
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Being eaten by a giant spider.
Boy, that would really suck.
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If you have kids, that would have to be the worst.
I can deal with being eaten by a spider or seriously suffering in and endless tunnel or being in a fail video. I can even suffer with BM Bradley shooting me in a scene.lol But if you have kids, you all know, that you would take anything that life's suffering has to offer, to not see anything bad happen to your kids. Bad shit happening to your kids trumps all. ![]()
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I need a beer
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To be drugged and raped by homosexuals
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recurring nightmares:
teeth falling out being chased by a fat guy through mud and i keep sinking further in the faster i try to go being able to fly, but only backwards and around 18" off the ground
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Whoa, I thought I was the only one who had this recurring nightmare. I've been having this same dream my entire life. I always wake up and immediately check to make sure my teeth are still there.
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losing all my digital images from the last 10 years
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failing high school math class.
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Getting OLD
Although the easy remedy for that is early death. Or not. I turn 40 in 5 weeks and Im celebrating it with my first botox/juvederm cocktail... I'll let ya all know how it goes ![]() Oh and I'll be back to my ideal 105 lbs. BTW Im about to reinvent myself. Pics to follow. Sabby ![]()
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In my next life I am going to marry plastic surgeon so I can find my profit
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My girl finding all my Internet related user name and password information.
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The upkeep of fillers or even surgery (which lasts longer) is much much less then buying "miracle" eye creams that really dont do shit.
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Not being able to post on GFY for two days...
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That internet disappear...
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A Land Of Smiles...
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Worms!
Hate them I should be cremated when I die.. A mere thought that my body might be eaten by worms makes me wanna throw up |
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An old thread getting revived...
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Getting stuck in a hole in the middle of the woods with my head down first and I wont be able to move my arms or legs.
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Crashing my car in water and not being able to get out. The few moments of shear terror while I wait for the car to fill with water and I know that I am going to die.
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Something happening to my daughter.
And right after that, my daughter entering her teens. |
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Doing a real beauty...
Then being forced to flush... |
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going bald!
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Something happening to my dick...
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there's no $$$ in porn
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erectile dysfunction....
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Just bringing kids into the f'ed up world scares me.
How I survived as a kid I will never know. Oh if you mean literally, I have a recurring dream i'm at the log ride at Great America and the log flies off and I my family dies while I survive. |
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These are the most honest male responses...
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Please dont fuck animals
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Getting caught posting in a hidden forum to elevate my post count.
I cant imagine the horror of that.
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