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sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 08:47 AM

For those who care.... :-)

So I got an SMS at 11:00pm on Christmas Eve. Vino was in South Africa visiting family and it was 6am Christmas day for her. The SMS said: It's 6am here. I've taken two tests and I'm PREGNANT! You're going to be a DADDY!!

We just found out today that it is going to be a Boy and he will be arriving end of August. All is well, and everything looks good!

Holy Crap...

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Wizzo · 03-18-2011, 08:48 AM

Big Congrats!

Zuzana Designs · 03-18-2011, 08:49 AM

Congrats Michael being a parents is awesome!

RyuLion · 03-18-2011, 08:51 AM

You have a good wife, so no worries there.

Shap · 03-18-2011, 08:54 AM

Your first? Congrats best thing ever.

sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 08:58 AM

Thanks you guys! Yes, it's my first.... I waited a LONG time.

Vino looks great.... nice round belly on her.

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sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 09:07 AM

The crazy part is that we have been trying for 4.5 years, went through all kinds of very expensive procedures, and now it's finally happened.

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webair · 03-18-2011, 09:10 AM

I'm 10 months in, and I can tell you its the best thing ever. I'm just scratching the surface here as well, as he's just at the point where he's like fun to play with =)

Looking forward to the adventures ahead!!!

All the best to you!

Phoenix · 03-18-2011, 09:11 AM

congrats man..nothing beats it

Phoenix · 03-18-2011, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

I'm 10 months in, and I can tell you its the best thing ever. I'm just scratching the surface here as well, as he's just at the point where he's like fun to play with =)

Looking forward to the adventures ahead!!!

Best to you!

haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

12clicks · 03-18-2011, 09:13 AM

congrats, buddy.

Shap · 03-18-2011, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

My boy is turning 3 in a few months. From 18 months to now is such a huge change. Things are going to get so fun for you ;)

seeandsee · 03-18-2011, 09:15 AM

congrats and be a good one!

Bama · 03-18-2011, 09:17 AM

Congrats!

Couple tidbits of advice for you...

1. Don't teach them how to walk
2. Don't teach them the word "no"
3. If it's a girl, don't potty train them. That sounds mean, but when she's 17 and all hot and the boys are trying to get in her pants, you'll be happy she's got "poopie pants" still

Phoenix · 03-18-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Shap

My boy is turning 3 in a few months. From 18 months to now is such a huge change. Things are going to get so fun for you ;)

the terrible two's lol

he has already begun them i think.

looks you right in the eye and dumps his food on the ground and then what sounds like him making fun of you for cleaning it up..lol

ah good times ahead for sure

_Richard_ · 03-18-2011, 09:29 AM

congrats

JFK · 03-18-2011, 09:35 AM

Congrats to both of you

Tom_PM · 03-18-2011, 09:45 AM

Congrats!

KRosh · 03-18-2011, 09:48 AM

Michael,

Congratulations to you and Vino. You are going to be amazing parents.

sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 09:59 AM

Thanks everybody!!! :-)

RyuLion · 03-18-2011, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Congrats!

Couple tidbits of advice for you...

1. Don't teach them how to walk
2. Don't teach them the word "no"
3. If it's a girl, don't potty train them. That sounds mean, but when she's 17 and all hot and the boys are trying to get in her pants, you'll be happy she's got "poopie pants" still

Oh wow!

martinsc · 03-18-2011, 10:07 AM

congrats

enjoy the ride

Elli · 03-18-2011, 10:43 AM

Oh my god Michael, that's awesome!! Congratulations to you and Vino! What great news for you both! *hugs*

TurboAngel · 03-18-2011, 10:45 AM

Congrats hun!

O MARINA · 03-18-2011, 10:51 AM

Congratulations Sperb

VikingMan · 03-18-2011, 10:59 AM

Congrats on joining the fatherhood club! Now you will realize how empty and meaningless your life was before.

Nothing better than having your little munchkin wrap their arms around you when you walk though the door or fall asleep in your arms after a long day. It truly makes you feel alive.

You might want to make sure your woman does not drink fluoridated water or feed it to the baby once born. Even the ADA has admitted it is dangerous for unborn babies and toddlers. Of course they don't care enough to really publicize this new info because they denied it for several decades. You can distill your water or get a reverse osmosis unit and then put mineral drops in (Concentrace brand). Check to see if your water is spiked with either chlorine or chloramines. Use catalytic activated carbon to get rid of the chloramines. Chlorine is easily removed with any carbon filter. Chorine and chloramines kill fish in aquariums yet we feed it to our kids. Does that make sense?

Best wishes with the pregnancy

Honez · 03-18-2011, 11:03 AM

So happy for you both!!

notime · 03-18-2011, 11:41 AM

Congratulations!

Cyandin · 03-18-2011, 11:42 AM

Congrats to you and my poker/billiards nemesis!!

Lilit · 03-18-2011, 12:27 PM

Congrats!!!!!

Cyndalie · 03-18-2011, 12:31 PM

Congrats! Life get's 10x's better when you have a child to share it with. Good luck!

GTS Mark · 03-18-2011, 12:51 PM

Congratulations!

sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *******

Congrats on joining the fatherhood club! Now you will realize how empty and meaningless your life was before.

Nothing better than having your little munchkin wrap their arms around you when you walk though the door or fall asleep in your arms after a long day. It truly makes you feel alive.

You might want to make sure your woman does not drink fluoridated water or feed it to the baby once born. Even the ADA has admitted it is dangerous for unborn babies and toddlers. Of course they don't care enough to really publicize this new info because they denied it for several decades. You can distill your water or get a reverse osmosis unit and then put mineral drops in (Concentrace brand). Check to see if your water is spiked with either chlorine or chloramines. Use catalytic activated carbon to get rid of the chloramines. Chlorine is easily removed with any carbon filter. Chorine and chloramines kill fish in aquariums yet we feed it to our kids. Does that make sense?

Best wishes with the pregnancy

Thanks, I will check all that out.

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DoubleD · 03-18-2011, 01:11 PM

hey congrats!

I have to admit, it really is amazing just how quickly life, your perspective on it, priorities, everything can change so much in an instant - will happen first time ya see the little guy if not already

sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin

Congrats to you and my poker/billiards nemesis!!

I can't wait to pass THAT one on to Vino.... She's gonna crack up!

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webair · 03-18-2011, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

haha...it gets better going forward...but now he will be running in your house soon

mine is 18 months now, hes like a monkey

goes fast man doesn't it!

MaDalton · 03-18-2011, 02:11 PM

congrats, Mike, i know you were working on that for a long time

Robbie · 03-18-2011, 02:14 PM

Congratulations Michael!

LeRoy · 03-18-2011, 02:16 PM

Congratulations kids are great. Lots of fun and tons of love

Vendzilla · 03-18-2011, 02:31 PM

Best thing to ever happen in my life. Get him a good phonics reading program for when he hits about 4 and talk to him, not at him. My daughter is my best friend!

Congrats

PornDude · 03-18-2011, 02:34 PM

Congrats!

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 03-18-2011, 02:49 PM

Teach him baby sign language. My friend did that with her baby and it's AMAZING.

thickcash_amo · 03-18-2011, 03:17 PM

awesome news! Congrats!!!

brassmonkey · 03-18-2011, 03:20 PM

congratzz im working on #15

Sarah_Jayne · 03-18-2011, 03:24 PM

Congrats! I hope you saved that sms

Traffic Guru · 03-18-2011, 03:30 PM

Congrats and good bye freedom.

digitaldivas · 03-18-2011, 04:06 PM

congrats sir

sweetums · 03-18-2011, 04:11 PM

Many many congrats to you and Vino - that is terrific news. I'm so happy for both of you - you're going to make for some awesome parents. Enjoy sleep while you can

sperbonzo · 03-18-2011, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

congrats, Mike, i know you were working on that for a long time

Thanks Bud.... Yeah, a long time and a lot of effort.

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-18-2011, 04:42 PM

Better you than me! Congrats!

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