92-year-old shoots neighbor's house after he refuses to kiss her - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 03-24-2011, 03:26 PM

A love-starved 92-year-old woman in Florida shot up her neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her, local police said.

Helen Staudinger told police in Marion County that she went over to neighbor Dwight Bettner's house on Monday and refused to leave without a kiss, police said.

The two argued for several minutes before the jilted Staudinger finally stormed back to her home, pulled out a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots at Bettner's house, police said.

Bettner, 53, said he was on the phone when he heard the shots and that one bullet took out a window and showered him with glass.

"If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head," he told Reuters.

Bettner, a former police officer, told the Ocala Star-Banner newspaper that it wasn't the first time his love-struck neighbor acted out. She once tried to strangle a woman she thought he was dating, he said.

Staudinger told a judge that Bettner was "a smooth talker" with a lot of girlfriends and that she used to cook for him when he first moved into the neighborhood.

Initially, she had planned to shoot Bettner's car "that he loved so much" but missed and hit his house, according to the police report.

The studly ex-cop insisted he never did anything to lead her on.

"I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff," Bettner said. "I guess she just took that as something else."

"I've got a girlfriend of my own," he added.

Staudinger told police she was a widow with five children. Her husband died in 1982.

She was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting at a dwelling.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...xzz1HYhHr3 bR

HomerSimpson · 03-24-2011, 03:31 PM

old people should not have guns...
that's just like giving guns to kids...

MaDalton · 03-24-2011, 03:33 PM

she reminds me of the lovely lady that gave me my nickname

Spunky · 03-24-2011, 05:17 PM

Don't fuck with your elders

thickcash_amo · 03-24-2011, 05:21 PM

Why do these things always happen in florida?!?

MaDalton · 03-24-2011, 05:38 PM

if a 92 year old tried to kiss me, I would be very tempted to shoot HER

Darkhorse · 03-24-2011, 05:53 PM

I read that in the paper this morning lol talk about old pornbag lmao....

BittieBucks Eric · 03-24-2011, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Don't fuck with your elders

That's good advice, any way you like it

spazlabz · 03-24-2011, 06:40 PM

I said it before and I will say it again, if dear old Helen would just pop those teeth out there is no telling where it might have lead

Si · 03-24-2011, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

if a 92 year old tried to kiss me, I would be very tempted to shoot HER

No kidding! fuck that

DangerX !!! · 03-24-2011, 06:46 PM

Grannies are gun freaks, I tell you.

Proof:
http://www.google.com/images?q=granny+with+gun

GatorB · 03-24-2011, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

Staudinger told police she was a widow with five children. Her husband died in 1982.

She probably killed him.

MaDalton · 03-25-2011, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

She probably killed him.

yeah, this needs to be investigated

blonda80 · 03-26-2011, 12:03 AM

grannies need love too

marlboroack · 03-26-2011, 12:43 AM

I think there is more to the story. Something along the line's of cheating husband and lack of payment for extra pleasure and rent??

clitcartel · 03-26-2011, 12:52 AM

yo I say give her a damn medal... 92 and can crack off 4 rounds and wants to fuck??? I sure as shit hope Im that able at 92....

Pornopat · 03-26-2011, 12:56 AM

She needs a Gilf site.

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	92-year-old shoots neighbor's house after he refuses to kiss her A love-starved 92-year-old woman in Florida shot up her neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her, local police said. Helen Staudinger told police in Marion County that she went over to neighbor Dwight Bettner's house on Monday and refused to leave without a kiss, police said. The two argued for several minutes before the jilted Staudinger finally stormed back to her home, pulled out a .380 semiautomatic pistol and fired four shots at Bettner's house, police said. Bettner, 53, said he was on the phone when he heard the shots and that one bullet took out a window and showered him with glass. "If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head," he told Reuters. Bettner, a former police officer, told the Ocala Star-Banner newspaper that it wasn't the first time his love-struck neighbor acted out. She once tried to strangle a woman she thought he was dating, he said. Staudinger told a judge that Bettner was "a smooth talker" with a lot of girlfriends and that she used to cook for him when he first moved into the neighborhood. Initially, she had planned to shoot Bettner's car "that he loved so much" but missed and hit his house, according to the police report. The studly ex-cop insisted he never did anything to lead her on. "I've taken her trash out for her, just neighborly stuff," Bettner said. "I guess she just took that as something else." "I've got a girlfriend of my own," he added. Staudinger told police she was a widow with five children. Her husband died in 1982. She was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting at a dwelling. Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...xzz1HYhHr3 bR __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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