Vote on who you think put up this page on Twitter? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 04-02-2011, 03:03 AM

Vote away.

http://twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

I think it's pretty clear.

Paul Markham · 04-02-2011, 03:04 AM

I think it's a hard choice.

Harmon · 04-02-2011, 03:07 AM

I honestly think he has an unhealthy hard on for you, Paul. Damian is a borderline stalker. Call the cops on him or something, lol.

L-Pink · 04-02-2011, 03:28 AM

Stalker or not that's some funny shit!

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ottopottomouse · 04-02-2011, 04:01 AM

Odd to link to it. Anybody would think you actually like being called a nonce with a manwife

Paul Markham · 04-02-2011, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I honestly think he has an unhealthy hard on for you, Paul. Damian is a borderline stalker. Call the cops on him or something, lol.

He's a borderline idiot.

Anyone who puts that up and doesn't realise it might hit him in the ass has got to be stupid. Claiming to be a marketing man and putting this up is not the brightest thing to do.

If he had and money I would sue him. If it bothered me I would inform Twitter.

alias · 04-02-2011, 06:10 AM

Definite stalker.

"Right enough trolling, it's saturday the parks will be full of kids. I've got a bag of sweeties and a puppy. Game on, fuckers!"

Definitely funny.

Scott McD · 04-02-2011, 06:28 AM

I hate these multiple choice questions. Let me think...

awwhoez · 04-02-2011, 08:50 AM

All of the above.

brassmonkey · 04-02-2011, 12:59 PM

good way to get sum bizness. i thought it was you hahahaha!!

will76 · 04-02-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Stalker or not that's some funny shit!

.

Yeah real funny

from the twitter account:

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I like fucking little girls
13 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I raped someone that worked for me. Don't tell anyone.
1 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

That's pretty fucking pathetic, who ever did that.

Paul Markham · 04-02-2011, 02:20 PM

I think Damian is getting out of marketing, or can't afford his site anymore.

AdultMarketing.co.uk is for sale
The owner of the domain you are researching has it listed for sale
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PornBeer.com is for sale
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Can't be that this great Guru of marketing and comedy can't afford to keep his sites.

I made an offer so we can keep them going. Would be such a loss if they disappeared.

MetaMan · 04-02-2011, 03:20 PM

That twitter account is fucking hilarious!

Jakez · 04-02-2011, 03:56 PM

Someone is losing it lol.

DVTimes · 04-02-2011, 04:14 PM

i would not worry. he clearly loves you.

Quote:

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As usual, he wouldn?t listen.

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This is the problem that was written ago in The ClueTrain in 1999. Our customers are now an interconnected community. And they share information if you offer a shit product.

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blackmonsters · 04-02-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Yeah real funny

from the twitter account:

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I like fucking little girls
13 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I raped someone that worked for me. Don't tell anyone.
1 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

That's pretty fucking pathetic, who ever did that.

I've seen a few news reports where people posting stuff like this about other
people have gotten fucked up hard by a law suit.
The juries see themselves as possible victims of this and slam the hammer
like out of this world.

Paul Markham · 04-03-2011, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Odd to link to it. Anybody would think you actually like being called a nonce with a manwife

As I'm not and Eva's not it shows how far Damian has sunk. I must be really getting to him.

tabasco · 04-03-2011, 03:10 AM

I think when you get to 80 years old you shouldn't be allowed on the internet anymore

zeuse · 04-03-2011, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Stalker or not that's some funny shit!

.

Really?

'# I hate myself. I just wanked over a couple of 6 year olds. That is low even for me. 2:14 AM Apr 2nd via web

# Excellent! The woman over the road has a toddlers play party. HAPPY WANKING FOR ME!!! LOL 2:13 AM Apr 2nd via web'

Paul Markham · 04-03-2011, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

Yeah real funny

from the twitter account:

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I like fucking little girls
13 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

" fakepaulmarkham fake paul markham
I raped someone that worked for me. Don't tell anyone.
1 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply "

That's pretty fucking pathetic, who ever did that.

Damian Jennings I suspect, he posted it on another board.

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04-02-2011, 03:03 AM	#1
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Vote on who you think put up this page on Twitter? Vote away. http://twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham I think it's pretty clear. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

04-02-2011, 03:04 AM	#2
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I think it's a hard choice. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70 Last edited by Paul Markham; 04-02-2011 at 03:12 AM..

04-02-2011, 04:01 AM	#5
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Odd to link to it. Anybody would think you actually like being called a nonce with a manwife __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

04-02-2011, 06:10 AM	#7
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Definite stalker. "Right enough trolling, it's saturday the parks will be full of kids. I've got a bag of sweeties and a puppy. Game on, fuckers!" Definitely funny. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

04-02-2011, 03:07 AM	#3
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	I honestly think he has an unhealthy hard on for you, Paul. Damian is a borderline stalker. Call the cops on him or something, lol.

04-02-2011, 03:28 AM	#4
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Stalker or not that's some funny shit! .

04-02-2011, 06:28 AM	#8
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04-02-2011, 08:50 AM	#9
awwhoez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 212	All of the above.

04-02-2011, 12:59 PM	#10
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04-02-2011, 02:20 PM	#12
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I think Damian is getting out of marketing, or can't afford his site anymore. AdultMarketing.co.uk is for sale The owner of the domain you are researching has it listed for sale Buy AdultMarketing.co.uk now > PornBeer.com is for sale The owner of the domain you are researching has it listed for sale Buy PornBeer.com now > Can't be that this great Guru of marketing and comedy can't afford to keep his sites. I made an offer so we can keep them going. Would be such a loss if they disappeared. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

04-02-2011, 03:20 PM	#13
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	That twitter account is fucking hilarious!

04-02-2011, 03:56 PM	#14
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04-03-2011, 03:10 AM	#18
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