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Mutt · 06-12-2011, 07:39 PM

to quote Homer Simpson

?You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.?

thanks for coming out son!

brassmonkey · 06-12-2011, 07:49 PM

good fucking game!

cosis · 06-12-2011, 07:52 PM

idtapdat · 06-12-2011, 07:52 PM

lol yea we blew it

DateDoc · 06-12-2011, 08:01 PM

harvey · 06-12-2011, 08:02 PM

Hi Lebron, we've formed a help group, just join us!

Signed: Malone, Stockton, Ewing, Iverson, Kidd (and many more)

bushwacker · 06-12-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Hi Lebron, we've formed a help group, just join us!

Signed: Malone, Stockton, Ewing, Iverson, Kidd (and many more)

Kidd?

harvey · 06-12-2011, 08:05 PM

the shocking part is that I was convinced Mavs would never, ever, EVER win a ring as long as Cuban owns the team. You need a Lebron to flake this big. I mean, the biggest flakes in the league won a ring! Only someone bigger at failing when it matters could achieve such amount of failure!

harvey · 06-12-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Kidd?

oops!

brassmonkey · 06-12-2011, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Hi Lebron, we've formed a help group, just join us!

Signed: Malone, Stockton, Ewing, Iverson, Kidd (and many more)

uh kidd just called he dumped the group

Joshua G · 06-12-2011, 08:11 PM

Lebron James is like George Costanza in a cold pool. Shrinkage!

L-Pink · 06-12-2011, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by joshgirls

Lebron James is like George Costanza in a cold pool. Shrinkage!

Man you pulled that reference out of the distant pass

harvey · 06-12-2011, 08:17 PM

Hank_Heartland · 06-12-2011, 08:26 PM

Maybe next year the Heat will keep their mouths shut til its over and learn to walk the walk not talk the talk

The Demon · 06-12-2011, 08:28 PM

When it comes to free throws, the heat will miss not 5, not 6, not 7..

NaughtyRob · 06-12-2011, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

When it comes to free throws, the heat will miss not 5, not 6, not 7..

react · 06-12-2011, 08:54 PM

Uberman!

MasterBlow · 06-13-2011, 12:34 AM

Dallas had best player, better finishers & better team

StickyGreen · 06-13-2011, 12:47 AM

It's weird how monkeys throwing an orange ball around can become such a big deal. I guess it just shows the intelligence level of society.

seeandsee · 06-13-2011, 03:32 AM

what did you expect, they are bunch of fail

tiger · 06-13-2011, 03:57 AM

I have said it all season, their coach sucks they have no offense, other than fast breaks and 1on1 play. They acted like spoiled children the entire season. Dallas played as a team congrats to them it was very impressive.

MaDalton · 06-13-2011, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

When it comes to free throws, the heat will miss not 5, not 6, not 7..

Rangermoore · 06-13-2011, 04:01 AM

Lebron who?

cykoe6 · 06-13-2011, 06:04 AM

Congrats to the Mavs and thanks for beating the Heat. Perhaps the 3 primadonnas will shut the fuck up now.

docsfreakyflixxx · 06-13-2011, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6

Congrats to the Mavs and thanks for beating the Heat. Perhaps the 3 primadonnas will shut the fuck up now.

LOL That aint gonna happen...I have timed my cardio this morning perfectly to when Skip Bayless does his thing...Dont wanna be stuck in traffic when Lebron gets shyt on...

Im a mavs fan but live in San Antonio so this is extra special for me..lol

vanillaice · 06-13-2011, 06:28 AM

Congrats to the Heat for having the best championship celebration this year though.

Too bad it happened last July and not this year.

Hopefully the Jordan comparisons can stop now.

The Demon · 06-13-2011, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

It's weird how monkeys throwing an orange ball around can become such a big deal. I guess it just shows the intelligence level of society.

Ironic statement coming from someone who designs nude galleries and films porn for a living.

justinsain · 06-13-2011, 07:17 AM

I don't get why the Heat laid down with about 3 minutes left.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to pressure the Mavs into missed shots and more importantly, turnovers. Every second counts and the Heat just sat back and let them run out the shot clock.

BTW, great game, great series and I wanted the Heat to lose

Arton · 06-13-2011, 11:17 AM

Great game, divine Mavs and Kidd is like a wine "the older the better"

Just Alex · 06-13-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

Ironic statement coming from someone who designs nude galleries and films porn for a living.

Said by some punkass that spams skype and facebook for living.

cosis · 06-13-2011, 11:34 AM

dynastoned · 06-13-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Kidd?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol

dynastoned · 06-13-2011, 11:58 AM

the heat lost because lebron thinks hes fucking ray allen now and just takes spot up three pointers.

that dumb fucking nignog needs to take it to the rim and slam on a mother fucker. hes gotta be 260lbs of muscle, 6'8, and can run like adrian peterson. then he wants to spot up and try to hit jumpers?

if i was dwayne wade id be pissed that lebron was taking up so much room on the court not allowing him to dominate. cuz d wade is the real superstar on that team not lebron the guy that fell asleep when the lights came on.

The Demon · 06-13-2011, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Said by some punkass that spams skype and facebook for living.

Sweet I spam facebook now? Sweet!! We all know you're a moron, don't go around making it easy to prove

I definitely enjoy having scum ride my nuts

Just Alex · 06-13-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

Sweet I spam facebook now? Sweet!! We all know you're a moron, don't go around making it easy to prove

I definitely enjoy having scum ride my nuts

How much for skype spam bot and twitter blast?
Discount for being half Jew?

The Demon · 06-13-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

How much for skype spam bot and twitter blast?
Discount for being half Jew?

So wait. First it was skype, then it was FB, now it's twitter? Which one is it? Or is it all of the above? And if I had the choice to be a spammer and a porn peddler, I'd probably choose the former, although neither career is appealing in any sense of the word.

D Ghost · 06-13-2011, 12:51 PM

rofl rofl

Just Alex · 06-13-2011, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

So wait. First it was skype, then it was FB, now it's twitter? Which one is it? Or is it all of the above? And if I had the choice to be a spammer and a porn peddler, I'd probably choose the former, although neither career is appealing in any sense of the word.

I just didn't want to hurt your feelings david. Facebook spammer, twitter spammer, penis pills spammer. You all sound the same to me - spammers. but you boys might have some sort of hierarchy shit. Why are u so uptight about it anyway?
You're dumb enough to post on open forums with same aim and email about spam and losing few pounds off your ass yet here you're playing dumb here.
At least porn is legal! that spam shit can get you in trouble and daddy will be very disappointed.

The Demon · 06-13-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I just didn't want to hurt your feelings david. Facebook spammer, twitter spammer, penis pills spammer. You all sound the same to me - spammers. but you boys might have some sort of hierarchy shit. Why are u so uptight about it anyway?
You're dumb enough to post on open forums with same aim and email about spam and losing few pounds off your ass yet here you're playing dumb here.
At least porn is legal! that spam shit can get you in trouble and daddy will be very disappointed.

I guess scum have to rationalize? I take great offense that I have to pay up the ass in taxes so you can sit on a forum all day stalking your hero.

Just Alex · 06-13-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

I guess scum have to rationalize? I take great offense that I have to pay up the ass in taxes so you can sit on a forum all day stalking your hero.

You pay taxes?

Fuck off kid. Sitting around moms basement in Houston in stained wife beater shirt spamming twitter accounts and skype users. Taxes? Really? I bet you go zeroes on 1040EZ year after year. Mom still claims you as dependant?

RyuLion · 06-13-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland

Maybe next year the Heat will keep their mouths shut til its over and learn to walk the walk not talk the talk

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 06-13-2011, 02:58 PM

chooooooooooooooooker

Black Market Danny · 06-13-2011, 03:46 PM

I bet everyone in Cleveland who hates this guy has a smile from ear to ear today. Fuck the Heat!

bushwacker · 06-13-2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Market Danny

I bet everyone in Cleveland who hates this guy has a smile from ear to ear today. Fuck the Heat!

Yep, and then they wake up, and realize that they are still in cleveland.

V_RocKs · 06-13-2011, 04:11 PM

They should have taken Charlie Sheen up on his offer to coach the team. Would have been winning even if they lost horribly.

harvey · 06-13-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Yep, and then they wake up, and realize that they are still in cleveland.

tonyparra · 06-13-2011, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Yep, and then they wake up, and realize that they are still in cleveland.

fuck you bitch dont talk about c-town

Houdini · 06-13-2011, 07:34 PM

L-Pink · 06-13-2011, 08:11 PM

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Instant classic ... That is awfully funny

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harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	the shocking part is that I was convinced Mavs would never, ever, EVER win a ring as long as Cuban owns the team. You need a Lebron to flake this big. I mean, the biggest flakes in the league won a ring! Only someone bigger at failing when it matters could achieve such amount of failure! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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vanillaice Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 512	Congrats to the Heat for having the best championship celebration this year though. Too bad it happened last July and not this year. Hopefully the Jordan comparisons can stop now.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	the heat lost because lebron thinks hes fucking ray allen now and just takes spot up three pointers. that dumb fucking nignog needs to take it to the rim and slam on a mother fucker. hes gotta be 260lbs of muscle, 6'8, and can run like adrian peterson. then he wants to spot up and try to hit jumpers? if i was dwayne wade id be pissed that lebron was taking up so much room on the court not allowing him to dominate. cuz d wade is the real superstar on that team not lebron the guy that fell asleep when the lights came on. Last edited by dynastoned; 06-13-2011 at 11:59 AM..

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