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Internet User · 06-14-2011, 02:00 AM

What kinda cool stuff can I do with it?

kane · 06-14-2011, 02:36 AM

Not much unless you are into component level electronic repair or testing. Some of those things are worth a lot of money. Maybe sell it and buy something you can have fun with.

calvinawe · 06-14-2011, 03:22 AM

the first "video game" were 2 dudes in the army playing a really backwards version of Pong on an oscilloscope, so if you're into oldschool gaming...

scarlettcontent · 06-14-2011, 06:26 AM

I have a couple of scopes, what model is yours? you can look at alternating current if it tickles you.

marketsmart · 06-14-2011, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

What kinda cool stuff can I do with it?

you could shove it up your fucking ass while you eat a ham sandwich...

i hope you like ham...

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Internet User · 06-14-2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

I have a couple of scopes, what model is yours? you can look at alternating current if it tickles you.

It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.

woj · 06-14-2011, 08:05 AM

Hook up a mic to it... other than that I don't see many other cool uses for it...

Internet User · 06-14-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

Hook up a mic to it... other than that I don't see many other cool uses for it...

We used to fuck around with those things in Physics Club. It was lots of fun to make the wave patterns, but I'm goddamned if I ever knew what I was doing.

scarlettcontent · 06-14-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.

you wanna sell it? if so send me an email

Vendzilla · 06-14-2011, 09:24 AM

pop out the guts and turn it into a fish tank. I used on in the Navy for testing and calibration

Internet User · 06-14-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

you wanna sell it? if so send me an email

i don't know what the hell to do with it, so why not.

what city are you in? not sure how to arrange the delivery. that thing is heavy.

x-bob · 06-14-2011, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

It says Techtronx dsa70804 on the front. It's got lots of knobs and switches. Maybe I can build me a rocket ship and go to the moon.

It's unlikely that someone gave you one of those.

Adulter · 06-14-2011, 09:41 AM

I want to buy it from you.
How can i contact you?

Internet User · 06-14-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by x-bob

It's unlikely that someone gave you one of those.

huh? why?

WaylandS · 06-14-2011, 09:44 AM

...I wouldn't be opposed too buying it, either. [email protected]

x-bob · 06-14-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

huh? why?

Because that's a $100k item. Where did you steal it from?

scarlettcontent · 06-14-2011, 10:52 AM

name your price , been looking for one of those for a while, I need the 8ghz for a new spread spectrum project.

my email address is in the sig

thx

scarlettcontent · 06-14-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

i don't know what the hell to do with it, so why not.

what city are you in? not sure how to arrange the delivery. that thing is heavy.

send me an email with your price to scarlettcontent1 at gmail dot com

WarChild · 06-14-2011, 11:13 AM

You been trolled.

Internet User · 06-14-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by x-bob

Because that's a $100k item. Where did you steal it from?

HOLY SHIT, you're right! I just googled it.

I had no idea it was worth that kinda money. I did some house work for this old woman neighbor . When it came time to collect, she was piddling around in the garage. She paid me and then asked me if I wanted it. It belonged to her husband who died about 6 months ago. She had no freaking idea what it was worth. Neither did I.

Fuck, I feel like I just hit the lottery.

critical · 06-14-2011, 12:48 PM

I bet you her husband was a ham radio operator.
I am a ham radio operator and that kind of scope
is great for microwave work and high frequency stuff.

Really the right thing to do is notify her of what she
was not aware of. Otherwise someone in her family may
bring it up and she may find out on her own.

Sell it and split the money with her?

cooldude7 · 06-14-2011, 01:06 PM

i dont understand a shit ,,
this thread needs some nude pics.....

x-bob · 06-14-2011, 02:17 PM

plug it in. If it powers up, you can sell this shit all day long on Ebay as "tested" and you will be rich

2MuchMark · 06-14-2011, 05:09 PM

You're all gay. I made an oscilloscope when I was 10 years old. I took the coil off of the picture tube of an old TV but didn't disconnect it. I then slid a second coil on to the picture tube. I then connected the vertical coil to the left channel of a stereo, and the horizontal coil to the right channel of a stereo.

Result? Cool dancing, wiggling, circular and other shaped real-time 2 dimensional waves moving in sync to music. Here's what it looked like.

God damn I'm smart.

JFK · 06-14-2011, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

HOLY SHIT, you're right! I just googled it.

I had no idea it was worth that kinda money. I did some house work for this old woman neighbor . When it came time to collect, she was piddling around in the garage. She paid me and then asked me if I wanted it. It belonged to her husband who died about 6 months ago. She had no freaking idea what it was worth. Neither did I.

Fuck, I feel like I just hit the lottery.

Good for you , congrats

PiffStenis · 06-14-2011, 05:52 PM

Get a couple of signal generators and make lissajou figures

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