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06-22-2011, 08:03 AM | #1 |
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P S A. You you want the best emergency medical care do not be a organ donor..
Doctors and EMT's will try harder to keep you alive if you are NOT an organ donor
So next time you renew your license think about that before you check that box. Have a great week |
06-22-2011, 08:06 AM | #2 |
She is ugly, bad luck.
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I'd rather be dead and chopped up to give in bits to several other people than a kept alive cabbage.
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06-22-2011, 08:23 AM | #3 |
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06-22-2011, 08:25 AM | #4 |
Let's do some business!
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Which does the EMT pick if neither are donors? The better looking one?
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06-22-2011, 08:25 AM | #5 |
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This is why you should always wear clean underwear. That way the EMT will pick you.
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06-22-2011, 08:25 AM | #6 |
Let slip the dogs of war.
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What a stupid fucking post. You're an idiot.
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06-22-2011, 08:27 AM | #7 |
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while they have your license out, they run a credit check too.
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06-22-2011, 08:28 AM | #8 |
So Fucking Banananananas
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your a fucking idiot, that is so far from the truth
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06-22-2011, 08:36 AM | #9 |
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06-22-2011, 08:42 AM | #10 |
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in my experience lifeguarding and such, paramedics never checked credentials prior to providing help.
now they all take their time setting up, but in the dozen or so times i've been front & center, none have ever checked that sort of thing. |
06-22-2011, 08:43 AM | #11 |
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And here I thought the first thing they did was pull out your wallet to see if you had an insurance card.
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06-22-2011, 08:43 AM | #12 |
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I've never seen the EMT's look at a persons ID or really give a shit if they had it, had insurance, or anything other than helping them.
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06-22-2011, 08:47 AM | #13 |
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It is against the Jewish faith to be an organ donor. |
06-22-2011, 08:49 AM | #14 |
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06-22-2011, 08:53 AM | #15 |
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EMTs don't give a crap if your a donor or not. Nor does a doctor until the very end.
They don't just throw up their hands and give up and say "Oh, he's an organ donor so it's not like it's a total loss". Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.
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06-22-2011, 08:55 AM | #16 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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I heard they select who gets to live and who gets to die based on penis size....
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06-22-2011, 08:57 AM | #17 |
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06-22-2011, 09:00 AM | #19 |
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06-22-2011, 09:23 AM | #21 |
Choice is an Illusion
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06-22-2011, 09:28 AM | #22 |
I am Amazing Content!
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i heard blonde girls have a good chance of getting mouth to mouth and heart massage first
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06-22-2011, 09:39 AM | #23 |
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06-22-2011, 09:50 AM | #24 |
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I'm gonna donate my huge dong to some poor fucker with a tiny one when i kick the bucket. The rest of my organs they might not want from when i drank like a fish, but the tests show they are fine, but i would trust it :D
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06-22-2011, 10:47 AM | #26 |
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i m in 3rd world ......do i have to worry ?
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