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Adam X · 07-12-2011, 02:16 PM

I hope this fucker finds the body.. if the govt even dumped it to begin with..

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:54am PDT

article: Explorer to embark on quest to find body of Osama bin Laden

Bill Warren has spent years searching for shipwrecks, usually in the hope of finding treasure. But his next mission is to locate and raise a much more contemporary object that is bound to place him at the center of controversy: the body of Osama bin Laden.

Warren hopes to depart for the Arabian Sea in 2-3 weeks. He does not have a PR team and his expedition has not been widely publicized, but it has received exposure from some major networks -- including ABC -- in the United States and abroad.

The mission, once it gets started, will stir more emotions and attract a flood of criticism. But as the shipwreck explorer expert reiterrated recently on a Southern California radio show, he wants to raise the body to produce evidence that the former Al Qaeda leader was, in fact, killed and buried at sea by sailors aboard the USS Carl Vinson.

Of course, Warren also acknowledged that he intends to profit from the expedition by various means, including a possible sale of the body to Bin Laden family members.

rest of article...

96ukssob · 07-12-2011, 02:16 PM

what an awesome waste of money

Rochard · 07-12-2011, 02:21 PM

Oddly enough I was thinking about Osama this morning during my run.

Honestly don't care what happened to him. Not at all. And the odds of him finding the body are slim to none.

uno · 07-12-2011, 02:24 PM

good luck finding a body in an endless expanse of ocean.

Adam X · 07-12-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Oddly enough I was thinking about Osama this morning during my run.

Honestly don't care what happened to him. Not at all. And the odds of him finding the body are slim to none.

on the run.. and osama came to mind. ;)

JamesGw · 07-12-2011, 02:35 PM

There's no way he's going to find it. There's probably nothing left of the body at this point.

seeandsee · 07-12-2011, 02:37 PM

lol he cant find it now, its who knows where

Profits of Doom · 07-12-2011, 02:47 PM

Just look for a giant, bearded shark turd with a head wrap...

xNetworx · 07-12-2011, 02:48 PM

This is fucking stupid

rogueteens · 07-12-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam X

Of course, Warren also acknowledged that he intends to profit from the expedition by various means, including a possible sale of the body to Bin Laden family members.

Sick fucker ....

SallyRand · 07-12-2011, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X

I hope this fucker finds the body.. if the govt even dumped it to begin with..

Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:54am PDT

article: Explorer to embark on quest to find body of Osama bin Laden

Bill Warren has spent years searching for shipwrecks, usually in the hope of finding treasure. But his next mission is to locate and raise a much more contemporary object that is bound to place him at the center of controversy: the body of Osama bin Laden.

Warren hopes to depart for the Arabian Sea in 2-3 weeks. He does not have a PR team and his expedition has not been widely publicized, but it has received exposure from some major networks -- including ABC -- in the United States and abroad.

The mission, once it gets started, will stir more emotions and attract a flood of criticism. But as the shipwreck explorer expert reiterrated recently on a Southern California radio show, he wants to raise the body to produce evidence that the former Al Qaeda leader was, in fact, killed and buried at sea by sailors aboard the USS Carl Vinson.

Of course, Warren also acknowledged that he intends to profit from the expedition by various means, including a possible sale of the body to Bin Laden family members.

rest of article...

Fuck it.

Good luck to him and I hope he finds the body and puts it on display in a circus sideshow.

ShellyCrash · 07-12-2011, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

This is fucking stupid

QFT

eroticsexxx · 07-12-2011, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesGw

There's no way he's going to find it. There's probably nothing left of the body at this point.

Exactly.

First thing, sharks.

Next, smaller fish that would peck at what's left over from the sharks.

After that, whatever makes it to the ocean floor would be promptly eaten by crabs, lobsters and other scavengers.

Who is he kidding?

papill0n · 07-12-2011, 08:29 PM

another fucking waste of oxygen that would do anything for money

glowlite · 07-12-2011, 08:47 PM

He was probably chum within minutes of burial. Predators would attack a cigar shaped sinking form regardless of a rubber shroud thinking it was wounded prey.

bronco67 · 07-12-2011, 09:01 PM

He sounds like the dumbest motherfucker in history. What does he think? That he'll find what is essentially a spec of dust in an olympic swimming pool? That's if it hasn't already been consumed by thousands of sea creatures.

Facepalm.

ShellyCrash · 07-12-2011, 09:06 PM

They don't find people who drown at the beach, swept away by undertow or rip currents, with the coast guard searching for them within hours.

Finding a body, in the middle of the ocean, months later. Lol.

This guy's a scumbag. Offering to "sell" Bin Laden's body back to his rich saudi family. What a piece. I hope he gets the bends.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-12-2011, 09:48 PM

they found a diver in 300ft of water near where i live after 5 years so it is possible, and the currents here are much stronger.

for those thinking it is a very large search grid, it isn't , all it takes is one soldier with a cell phone to figure out exact gps location.

DaddyHalbucks · 07-12-2011, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

they found a diver in 300ft of water near where i live after 5 years so it is possible, and the currents here are much stronger.

for those thinking it is a very large search grid, it isn't , all it takes is one soldier with a cell phone to figure out exact gps location.

Let's hope the exact location is a classified secret.

DWB · 07-13-2011, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

they found a diver in 300ft of water near where i live after 5 years so it is possible, and the currents here are much stronger.

for those thinking it is a very large search grid, it isn't , all it takes is one soldier with a cell phone to figure out exact gps location.

Agreed.

And from what I've read, Osama was well wrapped and put in a bag before being dumped in. There is a good chance he's still down there and could be found.

justinsain · 07-13-2011, 06:31 AM

I bet a Meter Reader finds it first.

alias · 07-13-2011, 08:03 AM

JFK · 07-13-2011, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X

on the run.. and osama came to mind. ;)

we all have to fantasize about something

pornguy · 07-13-2011, 09:21 AM

IF, they dumped a body or anything that LOOKED like a body, They made sure to dump it in an area that is as deep as can be or with as much current as they can to make sure no one could find it..

Most likely had bleeding chunks of beef attached.

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Adam X Now Giving 1 Fuck Daily Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: California Posts: 2,493	Explorer to embark on quest to find body of Osama bin Laden I hope this fucker finds the body.. if the govt even dumped it to begin with.. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 11:54am PDT article: Explorer to embark on quest to find body of Osama bin Laden Bill Warren has spent years searching for shipwrecks, usually in the hope of finding treasure. But his next mission is to locate and raise a much more contemporary object that is bound to place him at the center of controversy: the body of Osama bin Laden. Warren hopes to depart for the Arabian Sea in 2-3 weeks. He does not have a PR team and his expedition has not been widely publicized, but it has received exposure from some major networks -- including ABC -- in the United States and abroad. The mission, once it gets started, will stir more emotions and attract a flood of criticism. But as the shipwreck explorer expert reiterrated recently on a Southern California radio show, he wants to raise the body to produce evidence that the former Al Qaeda leader was, in fact, killed and buried at sea by sailors aboard the USS Carl Vinson. Of course, Warren also acknowledged that he intends to profit from the expedition by various means, including a possible sale of the body to Bin Laden family members. rest of article... __________________ Cronfund - Buy CRON now and earn 4% plus coin value. The best of DEFI!

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