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What would you do in my situation - to bang or not to bang?
Hey Guys, last nite for me
![]() Aight, so my friend Bizzle calls me up last nite and is like, "yo jim got 4 bitches to come to the club with us." So I was like, aight I will go who is going? So Bizzle tells me there names, two of the bitches I know, but two I do not know, so I am like aight I will go and see how things turn out. So we go pick up the bitches cram them all into my car and then go head down to the club. One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time. So we get down to the club and Ally constantly is around me, like non stop, so I decide to start hookin up with her. Shes liking it so I continue on and we sit down for some drinks and continue to make out. Now by this point we are heavy into it and shit is being grabbed, etc. At the same time I get intrupted by my friend Bizzle who is like, "I dont wanna cockblock but Jim we need you over here to talk business for a second." Now, the way Bizzle says this I am like, aight you know I gotta do this cause it seems important. So I am like to the Ally, yo Ill be back in alittle. Now, I am basically thinking, ok this girl is gonna go hook up wit another guy and that is the end for me so I am not really worried. So I meet with acouple guys in the club (draw some conclusions people) and then I return to the spot where I left Ally like 30 minutes ago and we start hooking up again. By this time, I am like yo Ally I gotta go out and pick something up from my car. This time, shes like "lemme come please!" So I am like, aight aight, you can come. So we walk out of the club and end up in the car together. Now, the car is in an underground parking garage and there are no other people in the entire garage, so Ally decides that "her shirt was irrating her" so she takes it off. Now, we start getting into is big time and her titties are out...you know the whole deal. So finally I pop the question, yo Ally you wanna fuck? Shes like hell yeah, so we move into the back and start to get ready. But as she takes her pants off she mentions one little note to me...."Jim, um...I want you to fuck me but I am on my period....I really wanna fuck you though so do you mind if there will be some blood coming out we do it? It wont bother you, It will actually just feel better cause its a lubricant!" Now, that kinda stopped me dead in my tracks and I was like...."hold on, what did you just say" She begins to repeat herself and I am like, whoa.... Now, judgeing that I wasnt gonna fuck her with a condom I was like blood all over my dick is sick, so I am like Ally why dont we just save the sex till another time and you just go on and suck it. So she did and I had a great time with her! Now....put yourself in my situation, what would you have done? Im interested to see the responses. ![]() Jim |
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good decision with the bj.
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I stopped reading after the second "aight"
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Fuck her in the butt
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Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER
In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you. Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse !
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Yeah you made the right choice. Tell her to call when Aunt Flo's gone.
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Not in the car fuck that, If shes on the rag its fine to fuck in the bed or shower, but fuck that im not getting her blood all over my seats, I dont care if there leather NO way
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Aight, yo. Damn, you guys sound 16.
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Who the fuck is going to read that rambling megaparagraph? Fuck you.
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no paragraphs! am/kg
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stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY
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Hit it, split it, forget it.
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i didn't read the whole thread...but a rule to go by is
When in doubt avoid all penetration below the neckline.
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Fuck in the back of a car? Get a room!
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Ok, What da fuq iz wiff all da AIGHT bullshit, You still in highschool nig? God damn webmasters seem ta amaze me wiff da lack o' spelling an' sheeit, be gone surfer! what the fuck sup now?
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she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl
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i was talking about this thread on irc they were like
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hope you used a rubber on the BJ
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and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker
and then robin was like aiiiight
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lol..... the bj was really a good choice, u solved it perfectly... and when your tired of those gucci shades u can buy a pair of westcoast gangsta locs from me, only $50 and the bitches will be crawling one u when u got em on
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aight, just hit it y0
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and then rick james changed his saying to
"i'm riiickkkkk james aiiight"
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and then silence of the lambs was like
Hanibal : "hello clorise.... its good to see you again.." clorise : i'm aight im aight
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