What would you do in my situation - to bang or not to bang? - GoFuckYourself.com

jimb · 02-27-2005, 04:59 PM

Hey Guys, last nite for me

Aight, so my friend Bizzle calls me up last nite and is like, "yo jim got 4 bitches to come to the club with us." So I was like, aight I will go who is going? So Bizzle tells me there names, two of the bitches I know, but two I do not know, so I am like aight I will go and see how things turn out. So we go pick up the bitches cram them all into my car and then go head down to the club. One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time. So we get down to the club and Ally constantly is around me, like non stop, so I decide to start hookin up with her. Shes liking it so I continue on and we sit down for some drinks and continue to make out. Now by this point we are heavy into it and shit is being grabbed, etc. At the same time I get intrupted by my friend Bizzle who is like, "I dont wanna cockblock but Jim we need you over here to talk business for a second." Now, the way Bizzle says this I am like, aight you know I gotta do this cause it seems important. So I am like to the Ally, yo Ill be back in alittle. Now, I am basically thinking, ok this girl is gonna go hook up wit another guy and that is the end for me so I am not really worried. So I meet with acouple guys in the club (draw some conclusions people) and then I return to the spot where I left Ally like 30 minutes ago and we start hooking up again. By this time, I am like yo Ally I gotta go out and pick something up from my car. This time, shes like "lemme come please!" So I am like, aight aight, you can come. So we walk out of the club and end up in the car together. Now, the car is in an underground parking garage and there are no other people in the entire garage, so Ally decides that "her shirt was irrating her" so she takes it off. Now, we start getting into is big time and her titties are out...you know the whole deal. So finally I pop the question, yo Ally you wanna fuck? Shes like hell yeah, so we move into the back and start to get ready. But as she takes her pants off she mentions one little note to me...."Jim, um...I want you to fuck me but I am on my period....I really wanna fuck you though so do you mind if there will be some blood coming out we do it? It wont bother you, It will actually just feel better cause its a lubricant!" Now, that kinda stopped me dead in my tracks and I was like...."hold on, what did you just say" She begins to repeat herself and I am like, whoa.... Now, judgeing that I wasnt gonna fuck her with a condom I was like blood all over my dick is sick, so I am like Ally why dont we just save the sex till another time and you just go on and suck it. So she did and I had a great time with her!

Now....put yourself in my situation, what would you have done? Im interested to see the responses.

Jim

Fizzgig · 02-27-2005, 05:00 PM

A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth...

yellowmenace · 02-27-2005, 05:03 PM

good decision with the bj.

Thechad · 02-27-2005, 05:04 PM

I stopped reading after the second "aight"

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth...

but we are talking sex in the car, nowhere to really wash up.

Jim

The Heron · 02-27-2005, 05:06 PM

Fuck her in the butt

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thechad

I stopped reading after the second "aight"

sorry man, its the way we talk around here....wanted to make the reader feel more into the story

Jim

Illicit · 02-27-2005, 05:07 PM

Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER

In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you.

Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse !

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Fuck her in the butt

fuckadamnit why didnt I think about that! too many drinks....damn

I am gonna go cry in the corner now.

Jim

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajpiii

Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER

In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you.

Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse !

true dat man!

Jim

SaintElGrouch · 02-27-2005, 05:08 PM

Yeah you made the right choice. Tell her to call when Aunt Flo's gone.

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time.

uhhhh okay there buddy...

also.... advertising another forum in your sig is against the rules....

Pete-KT · 02-27-2005, 05:10 PM

Not in the car fuck that, If shes on the rag its fine to fuck in the bed or shower, but fuck that im not getting her blood all over my seats, I dont care if there leather NO way

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

uhhhh okay there buddy...

also.... advertising another forum in your sig is against the rules....

Hey,

Sorry ill remove it.

Jim

sickkittens · 02-27-2005, 05:14 PM

Aight, yo. Damn, you guys sound 16.

DarkJedi · 02-27-2005, 05:14 PM

Who the fuck is going to read that rambling megaparagraph? Fuck you.

moltar · 02-27-2005, 05:14 PM

no paragraphs! am/kg

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:15 PM

stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:17 PM

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jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

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damn your much cooler than I am now!

Jim

websiex · 02-27-2005, 05:19 PM

Hit it, split it, forget it.

Young · 02-27-2005, 05:20 PM

i didn't read the whole thread...but a rule to go by is

When in doubt avoid all penetration below the neckline.

Babagirls · 02-27-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thechad

I stopped reading after the second "aight"

i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"

swedguy · 02-27-2005, 05:20 PM

Fuck in the back of a car? Get a room!

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:20 PM

Ok, What da fuq iz wiff all da AIGHT bullshit, You still in highschool nig? God damn webmasters seem ta amaze me wiff da lack o' spelling an' sheeit, be gone surfer! what the fuck sup now?

DarkJedi · 02-27-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex

Hit it, split it, enjoy teh Black AIDS.

Fixed it for you.

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

damn your much cooler than I am now!

Jim

"and them jim was telling me about how cool i am... and then i was like... yah whatever... i hear that all the time"

swedguy · 02-27-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"

It's da way they talk there aight?

bigdog · 02-27-2005, 05:21 PM

she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl

brand0n · 02-27-2005, 05:22 PM

i was talking about this thread on irc they were like

:aight

so then 1 dude was like yo, check out that thread and i was like

:aight

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"

street code, not an intent to degrade.

Jim

ssp · 02-27-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"

Don't take it personally. There are women who are bitches. That doesn't mean you are one,

aaaaaight!

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

i stopped reading after the 3rd reference to females as "bitches"

Thats how dem malibu whitey kids jive around dere ya heard me? an dat boil on mah ass.

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog

she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl

yeah, shes a big slut apparently.

Jim

Holly · 02-27-2005, 05:23 PM

http://www.lumatec.com/logolights/rm...lg/017keys.jpg

Holly · 02-27-2005, 05:24 PM

http://www.mc3.edu/it/fac/training_enter_key.JPG

bigdog · 02-27-2005, 05:24 PM

hope you used a rubber on the BJ

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

"and them jim was telling me about how cool i am... and then i was like... yah whatever... i hear that all the time"

Jim

Holly · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

http://www.newbury.edu/img/photos/fi..._enter_key.jpg

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

yeah, shes a big slut apparently.

Jim

Shit ya know uh brudda like dem sluts dey gots da ass dat makes it clap when ya tap it, sheeit fuq dat blood next tyme hit it, set it, forget it, run away, do what ever ya do in yo' hood son, cuz we's brothers got ta keep it togather ya heard? brace yourself foo'!

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

and then robin was like aiiiight

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog

hope you used a rubber on the BJ

yeah i did spring for one on the bj.

Jim

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

and then robin was like aiiiight

jimb · 02-27-2005, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

and then batman came in and he was like yo lets go fuck up joker

and then robin was like aiiiight

fo sho fo sho (another "new" term for the GFY community to learn

)

Jim

nico-t · 02-27-2005, 05:26 PM

lol..... the bj was really a good choice, u solved it perfectly... and when your tired of those gucci shades u can buy a pair of westcoast gangsta locs from me, only $50 and the bitches will be crawling one u when u got em on

pubenemy · 02-27-2005, 05:26 PM

aight, just hit it y0

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:26 PM

and then rick james changed his saying to

"i'm riiickkkkk james aiiight"

riddler · 02-27-2005, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

yeah i did spring for one on the bj.

Jim

uh rubber what da fuq, ya dont need nahh condom when ya getting some sloppy head, fuq nahh ya got ta let dat beeotch show ya how uh slut wack on some meat and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

sonofsam · 02-27-2005, 05:28 PM

and then silence of the lambs was like

Hanibal : "hello clorise.... its good to see you again.."
clorise : i'm aight im aight

02-27-2005, 04:59 PM	#1
jimb Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 2,514	What would you do in my situation - to bang or not to bang? Hey Guys, last nite for me Aight, so my friend Bizzle calls me up last nite and is like, "yo jim got 4 bitches to come to the club with us." So I was like, aight I will go who is going? So Bizzle tells me there names, two of the bitches I know, but two I do not know, so I am like aight I will go and see how things turn out. So we go pick up the bitches cram them all into my car and then go head down to the club. One of the bitches, Ally startes sweating me talkin about how she likes my gucci shades, etc. So I am like, yeah whatever I hear that all the time. So we get down to the club and Ally constantly is around me, like non stop, so I decide to start hookin up with her. Shes liking it so I continue on and we sit down for some drinks and continue to make out. Now by this point we are heavy into it and shit is being grabbed, etc. At the same time I get intrupted by my friend Bizzle who is like, "I dont wanna cockblock but Jim we need you over here to talk business for a second." Now, the way Bizzle says this I am like, aight you know I gotta do this cause it seems important. So I am like to the Ally, yo Ill be back in alittle. Now, I am basically thinking, ok this girl is gonna go hook up wit another guy and that is the end for me so I am not really worried. So I meet with acouple guys in the club (draw some conclusions people) and then I return to the spot where I left Ally like 30 minutes ago and we start hooking up again. By this time, I am like yo Ally I gotta go out and pick something up from my car. This time, shes like "lemme come please!" So I am like, aight aight, you can come. So we walk out of the club and end up in the car together. Now, the car is in an underground parking garage and there are no other people in the entire garage, so Ally decides that "her shirt was irrating her" so she takes it off. Now, we start getting into is big time and her titties are out...you know the whole deal. So finally I pop the question, yo Ally you wanna fuck? Shes like hell yeah, so we move into the back and start to get ready. But as she takes her pants off she mentions one little note to me...."Jim, um...I want you to fuck me but I am on my period....I really wanna fuck you though so do you mind if there will be some blood coming out we do it? It wont bother you, It will actually just feel better cause its a lubricant!" Now, that kinda stopped me dead in my tracks and I was like...."hold on, what did you just say" She begins to repeat herself and I am like, whoa.... Now, judgeing that I wasnt gonna fuck her with a condom I was like blood all over my dick is sick, so I am like Ally why dont we just save the sex till another time and you just go on and suck it. So she did and I had a great time with her! Now....put yourself in my situation, what would you have done? Im interested to see the responses. Jim

02-27-2005, 05:00 PM	#2
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	A gentleman would have done it and washed her up afterward with a warm cloth... __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

02-27-2005, 05:03 PM	#3
yellowmenace Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,141	good decision with the bj. __________________ Yellow Menace icq# 322981173

02-27-2005, 05:04 PM	#4
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02-27-2005, 05:07 PM	#8
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	Fuck No ! I did that about a month ago and it was the grossest thing EVER In the dark it isnt so bad until you go to the bathroom and see blood all over you. Nevermind the stained sheets you end up with. In the car it would be way worse ! __________________ Insert Sig Here

02-27-2005, 05:06 PM	#6
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Fuck her in the butt

02-27-2005, 05:08 PM	#11
SaintElGrouch Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: California Posts: 307	Yeah you made the right choice. Tell her to call when Aunt Flo's gone.

02-27-2005, 05:10 PM	#13
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Not in the car fuck that, If shes on the rag its fine to fuck in the bed or shower, but fuck that im not getting her blood all over my seats, I dont care if there leather NO way

02-27-2005, 05:14 PM	#15
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Aight, yo. Damn, you guys sound 16. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

02-27-2005, 05:14 PM	#16
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Who the fuck is going to read that rambling megaparagraph? Fuck you.

02-27-2005, 05:14 PM	#17
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02-27-2005, 05:15 PM	#18
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	stop sweating him about his shades.... he knows they're cool... he hears it all the time OKAY __________________ I like turtles.

02-27-2005, 05:17 PM	#20
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight __________________ I like turtles.

02-27-2005, 05:19 PM	#22
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02-27-2005, 05:20 PM	#23
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02-27-2005, 05:20 PM	#25
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02-27-2005, 05:20 PM	#26
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	Ok, What da fuq iz wiff all da AIGHT bullshit, You still in highschool nig? God damn webmasters seem ta amaze me wiff da lack o' spelling an' sheeit, be gone surfer! what the fuck sup now?

02-27-2005, 05:21 PM	#30
bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	she expected you to fuck her without a condom on? thats a crazy girl Last edited by bigdog; 02-27-2005 at 05:23 PM..

02-27-2005, 05:22 PM	#31
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i was talking about this thread on irc they were like :aight so then 1 dude was like yo, check out that thread and i was like :aight

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02-27-2005, 05:26 PM	#46
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	lol..... the bj was really a good choice, u solved it perfectly... and when your tired of those gucci shades u can buy a pair of westcoast gangsta locs from me, only $50 and the bitches will be crawling one u when u got em on

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02-27-2005, 05:28 PM	#50
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	and then silence of the lambs was like Hanibal : "hello clorise.... its good to see you again.." clorise : i'm aight im aight __________________ I like turtles.