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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Have any of you microwaved your dog? If so, are you glad you did it?
I dont mean to try and hurt it... Just dry it off when its been raining, or warm it up a bit in winter when its cold?
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I got bored here.
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You have to cover them up or they splatter all over the inside of the microwave.
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yeah, it works best if you turn the power setting down to around 3-4 though
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I't would have to be a big fucking microwave for my dog to fit in, you weird person
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Might have to poke a few holes in your dog first so it doesn't 'splode...
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Wrap the dog in tinfoil and locate the microwave adjacent to a drawn bath that you occupy for best results.
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Only on defrost.
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Sound reasonable. And also the washing machine to make the dog clean if it's messy.
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I feel sick
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Did ya know that you cannot kill Ants roaming in your microwave? It's true!
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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It's an impressive method to discover a metal hip replacement imo.
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